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Old 01-27-2017, 04:29 PM   #1471
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I'm not sure I would refer to a 1:1000 ratio chimerical fetus as a human-pig hybrid. But it has progressed much farther than I would have thought possible for cross order chimera.
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Old 01-28-2017, 04:39 AM   #1472
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A Swedish restaurant advertised their seafood dinners with a naked woman in a bath of lobsters. Now that's what I call sexy times! *facepalm*
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Old 01-28-2017, 02:27 PM   #1473
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Now I wonder what, if any, product or service has not ever been sold using sexual advertising.
Just checked, and nope, even funeral homes have used scantily clad women.
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Old 02-02-2017, 01:16 PM   #1474
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"I'll buy her a shot, and make it a double for me!"
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Old 02-02-2017, 02:12 PM   #1475
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giS41utjlbU

Woot! They even call this thing a "nightmare!"

Put some all-terrain wheels on this bad boy, make the suspension a little more rugged and bit more quiet, and mount some power-tools or claws at the ends of the arms!

Or, better yet, mount a couple of these on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMPLnIRUvQ

Then, paint it black, and wait for it to supply the red highlights, all by itself!

Oh, and give it a couple of miniature scouts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTIpdtv_AK8
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Old 02-02-2017, 02:36 PM   #1476
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Chopping machine (needs work).
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Old 02-02-2017, 05:39 PM   #1477
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Chopping machine (needs work).
Simone is an awesome source of ideas :D
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Old 02-02-2017, 08:06 PM   #1478
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Speaking of armed robots.... Technically most of them are land-based drones rather than robots proper, but still.
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Old 02-03-2017, 02:04 AM   #1479
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Simone is an awesome source of ideas :D
As long as she doesn't sell it to a mohel...
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:47 AM   #1480
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There's a celebrity feet website. Steve Jackson is not on it. Can anyone remedy this?
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