08-05-2016, 09:59 PM | #21 |
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Re: Terrifying GM Statements
<Player fails a roll.>
GM <to player>: Oh wow. I can't believe you actually did that!
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08-05-2016, 10:19 PM | #22 |
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Re: Terrifying GM Statements
Player of a wizard character after casting a spell - "OOPS"
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08-05-2016, 10:33 PM | #23 |
Join Date: Nov 2015
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08-05-2016, 11:12 PM | #24 | |
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Hrm. I need to rethink my offering, so as to make the context clear.
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-- MXLP:9 [JD=1, DK=1, DM-M=1, M(FAW)=1, SS=2, Nym=1 (nose coffee), sj=1 (nose cocoa), Maz=1] "Some days, I just don't know what to think." -Daryl Dixon. |
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08-06-2016, 12:05 AM | #25 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Re: Terrifying GM Statements
"I need more dice."
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08-06-2016, 01:24 AM | #26 |
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Terrifying GM Statements
Ok your hit, now let me roll the NPC's skill check for margin of success so I can find out how many hits you've actually taken and damage dice I'm rolling.
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08-06-2016, 02:29 AM | #27 |
Join Date: May 2016
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08-06-2016, 02:45 AM | #28 |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon
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Re: Terrifying GM Statements
I'd think developing a latex allergy would be FAR worse. Balloons, certain personal items, and nearly every medical professional like EMTs are exposing you to it.
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08-06-2016, 04:12 AM | #29 |
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08-06-2016, 05:06 AM | #30 |
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: New Zealand.
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GM inhales, "is that all you put into HT?"
"Surgery minus mumble for poor tools, minus mumble for poor conditions and for good. . . whiskey minus mumble"
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