11-17-2018, 04:53 PM | #1411 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: “What? You put Minmei on the stage?”
Lysette (OOC): “That’s it. Ume, your name is now ‘Minmei.’” -- GM: “I apologize, I’m not nearly as organized as Mark.” Mark Skarr (Laughs heartily): “I just have more practice faking it!” -- Lysette (OOC): “I almost named my god ‘Viagras.’” -- GM: “Who would you like to question?” Corvax (OOC): “The guilty party.” -- Lysette (OOC): “Is that anything like the Marinara Trench sauce?” GM: “We’ll see, after he makes a CON save.” -- GM: “Lysette and Nerissa, make a Perception check.” Lysette: “That’ll do. Natural 1.” Nerissa: “Yeah, that’ll do. Natural 1 as well.” -- Lysette: “After healing Corvax and myself, I’ll search the skeletons. (Rolls natural 1.) Apparently not. I’ll get some skeleton in my eye and spend the next few minutes washing my eyes with my wineskin.” -- Corvax: “Who looks like they’re in trouble?” Tanso: “The cultists.” |
11-19-2018, 10:54 PM | #1412 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"You know things have gone completely to hell when the commissars start shooting the enemy."
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11-19-2018, 11:01 PM | #1413 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From tonight's game.
Douglas Cole: "The cliff is 5,000 feet tall?!" Me: "I wasn't kidding." GodBeastX: "Are there any stopping points?" Douglas Cole: "Yeah. The bottom."
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11-23-2018, 01:46 PM | #1414 |
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James (OOC): "I have active and passive Danger Sense."
GM: "You have Paranoia and Danger Sense." -- James: "Does it look like they were heading for the school?" GM: "Hmm, what's your current paranoia level at?" James: "They were headed for the school." |
11-24-2018, 06:00 PM | #1415 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Hello, i am Urnst Ironbanger, a wizard."
(NPC looks at pointy hat with astrological symbols on it) "I would never have guessed." "So you're saying that The Stars Are Right but The Sundials Are Wrong?" "How do you know that?" "I read it in the waiting room at my hatmakers." "He's a Ghast." "Well I'm disconcerted myself." "Urnst! Fireball! Here! Now!" "Oh well, he has Evasion and his brother has a lot of hit pts." "Does something bad happen in this game when you roll a 1 on a saving throw?" "You've been running through hit pts so fast that you've lapped yourself!". "This time _I_ heal Eimgreit!" "What? I've got a magic item." "Never underestimate the power of a good fireball." (finds charred body of npc during clean up) "So that's what that scream was! I thought it was a wight with no cojones."
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11-25-2018, 05:31 AM | #1416 |
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11-25-2018, 09:56 AM | #1417 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
This was the Pathfinder 2 playtest and most spells do have Crit Fail results. 2x damage is usual.
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11-25-2018, 04:43 PM | #1418 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Jenny: “What’s that green stuff on its feet?”
Mrrosh: “According to Ben’s behavior, slow orcs.” -- Mrrosh: “Hey, Crikey, come here.” Ben: “Me? The name’s Ben.” Mrrosh: “Nope, you keep saying it, I’m calling you ‘Crikey.’” -- Ben: “What do I need to roll?” GM: “Roll low, or high, both could be fun.” -- GM: “It’s color-blind, it’s grey. You’re all grey to it.” -- Mrrosh: “When I get done with the first shelter, I will make one for the nuts. I will make a nut-house.” -- Mrrosh: “I’m going to move their lean-to further down the beach.” Jenny: “They’d better not get fire. That could be a disaster.” -- Mrrosh: “See, Jenny, we need to keep them around, so if anything attacks us they can be the distraction.” -- Ben: “You don’t need the magic-boom-hicky!” -- Mrrosh: “If those berries cause extreme flatulence . . . can we point the orc at the fire and go for an eternal flame?” Ben: “I’m not adverse to that exercise.” -- GM: “A gigantic mosquito, about your size, comes at you from behind a tree.” Naga: “Excellent! I try to ride it.” GM (after recovering from mental stun): “Give me a moment, I have to write that down.” GM: “Okay, roll three dice and hope for the best.” -- GM: “Roll three dice and hope for the best . . . that does seem to be my mantra.” -- Jenny: “Okay. It’s asleep. Now what?!” -- Mrrosh: “What does anyone else want?” Naga: “To wake up.” GM: “Hey, you’re the one who took all the drugs.” |
12-01-2018, 04:42 PM | #1419 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The PCs have discovered the magical problem with the R101, on 1st October 1930. It's due to leave on its flight to India on the 3rd, and there is intense political pressure for the flight to be a success.
PC1: "Bringing down the government would solve the problem." PC2: "I don't think we can do that in two days. A few weeks, sure."
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12-08-2018, 04:01 PM | #1420 |
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Ume: “Fine! I won’t beat the cultist . . . (sotto voce) in front of the Paladin.”
-- Arthur: “If they saw battle, I’d be surprised.” Lysette: “They saw battle . . . but weren’t really part of it.” -- Ume: “I’m going to step up and pull out my lute.” Lysette (OOC): “Is that a euphemism?” -- Ume: “Do you have any idea how much I’ve been drinking today?” -- Egos: “Did your friends tell you about the deal?” Corvax: “I have altered the deal!” -- Ume: “I was wondering if you could . . . take my leather armor and make it . . ..” Corvax and Lysette (OOC): “Make it studly.” -- Lysette: “How much would it cost to get horses with Danger Sense?” -- Ume: “I have performance anxiety—I get freaked out in crowds.” Lysette: “That’s not a great trait for a bard to have . . ..” -- Lysette: “Another mad wizard . . . why can’t it ever be a happy wizard?” -- Lysette: “He’s a dragonborn, not a lizardman. He’s not cold-blooded. Well, morally, that remains to be seen . . ..” -- Tanso: “It may be colder in the keep.” Lysette: “Once we get into the keep, we’ll have our adrenaline to keep us warm.” -- Lysette: “Are there scones on the wall?” Tanso: “Sconces, even?” Lysette: “Yes. Sconces.” Corvax (OOC): “Scones on the walls. It’s a very welcoming place.” -- Ume: “I’m really glad the paladin is being the banker.” -- Lysette: “They’re a big bag of easy-to-hit-points.” Tanso: “It is the proverbial barn.” |
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