The World of Dreams - Page 35

Johan Larson · 09-24-2016, 04:52 PM

For two days, a fleet of obviously alien spacecraft visit planet Earth. They don't take anything, they don't destroy anything, they don't even say anything. And then they disappear as quickly as they came.

Johan Larson · 09-24-2016, 05:09 PM

Desperate to increase their country's chronically low birthrate, the Japanese government begins paying women to bear and raise children. The pay is enough for a respectable lower middle class living, and after the tenth child, a modest pension is available. There are also bonuses for additional births.

David Johnston2 · 09-26-2016, 07:34 PM

A bus terminal that has small planes operating out of it's garage.

simply Nathan · 09-27-2016, 06:02 AM

A friendly werewolf acts like a very tame "doggy" around children, putting up with all the usual indignities to keep them safe. He is served a large portion of ice cream and dips dog biscuits in it.

David Johnston2 · 09-27-2016, 11:46 AM

A magic credit card that enables the user to reset time in the local area back to just before you last used it.

An evil immortal who uses powers of mental communication to try to convince people to try to kill it, in the hopes that this will let it get free of imprisonment.

David Johnston2 · 09-29-2016, 11:06 AM

People with laser vision using it to carve stone.

David Johnston2 · 10-01-2016, 01:10 AM

A deserted ocean liner run aground. In its valuables safe is a large multifaceted crystal that will cause dementia in those who touch it.

Johan Larson · 10-01-2016, 03:29 AM

A warehouse full of comedy scripts, costumes, and props, the product of an entire extended family of comedians who worked from the 1920s to the present day. But all of that has come to an end. The patriarch is dead and the current generation has drifted off to other work.

Johan Larson · 10-01-2016, 03:32 AM

A group of comedians having a heated argument about what industrial process is the best metaphor for comedy writing. Do you pan for it like gold? Mine it like coal? Bake it like bread?

Johan Larson · 10-01-2016, 07:17 AM

Evil Mustache Productions is a video games company devoted to making people angry. They won't publish a game unless they know some prominent group will really really hate it.

Their first game, No Way, Jose! had the player fighting illegal immigration by detecting tunnels, building walls, and sniping illegals coming across the border. They turned that around with Power of the State, a game about implementing a nation-wide ban on guns.

No one knows who they'll turn on next. Moms? The Ivy League? The US Marine Corps? According to insiders, all of these have been considered.

09-24-2016, 04:52 PM	#341
Johan Larson Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada	Re: The World of Dreams For two days, a fleet of obviously alien spacecraft visit planet Earth. They don't take anything, they don't destroy anything, they don't even say anything. And then they disappear as quickly as they came.

09-24-2016, 05:09 PM	#342
Johan Larson Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada	Re: The World of Dreams Desperate to increase their country's chronically low birthrate, the Japanese government begins paying women to bear and raise children. The pay is enough for a respectable lower middle class living, and after the tenth child, a modest pension is available. There are also bonuses for additional births.

09-26-2016, 07:34 PM	#343
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: The World of Dreams A bus terminal that has small planes operating out of it's garage.

09-27-2016, 06:02 AM	#344
simply Nathan formerly known as 'Kenneth Latrans' Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wyoming, Michigan	Re: The World of Dreams A friendly werewolf acts like a very tame "doggy" around children, putting up with all the usual indignities to keep them safe. He is served a large portion of ice cream and dips dog biscuits in it. __________________ Ba-weep granah wheep minibon. Wubba lubba dub dub.

09-27-2016, 11:46 AM	#345
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: The World of Dreams A magic credit card that enables the user to reset time in the local area back to just before you last used it. An evil immortal who uses powers of mental communication to try to convince people to try to kill it, in the hopes that this will let it get free of imprisonment.

09-29-2016, 11:06 AM	#346
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: The World of Dreams People with laser vision using it to carve stone.

10-01-2016, 01:10 AM	#347
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: The World of Dreams A deserted ocean liner run aground. In its valuables safe is a large multifaceted crystal that will cause dementia in those who touch it. Last edited by David Johnston2; 10-01-2016 at 01:25 AM.

10-01-2016, 03:29 AM	#348
Johan Larson Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada	Re: The World of Dreams A warehouse full of comedy scripts, costumes, and props, the product of an entire extended family of comedians who worked from the 1920s to the present day. But all of that has come to an end. The patriarch is dead and the current generation has drifted off to other work.

10-01-2016, 03:32 AM	#349
Johan Larson Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada	Re: The World of Dreams A group of comedians having a heated argument about what industrial process is the best metaphor for comedy writing. Do you pan for it like gold? Mine it like coal? Bake it like bread?

10-01-2016, 07:17 AM	#350
Johan Larson Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada	Re: The World of Dreams Evil Mustache Productions is a video games company devoted to making people angry. They won't publish a game unless they know some prominent group will really really hate it. Their first game, No Way, Jose! had the player fighting illegal immigration by detecting tunnels, building walls, and sniping illegals coming across the border. They turned that around with Power of the State, a game about implementing a nation-wide ban on guns. No one knows who they'll turn on next. Moms? The Ivy League? The US Marine Corps? According to insiders, all of these have been considered.