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Old 07-27-2016, 10:30 PM   #1101
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Celti (GM): Alright, who has Housekeeping, at what levels?
Pikey (Player א): I! ...do not. I have Cooking.
Celti: That doesn't help. You can't cook the evidence away.
Flameblade (Player ב): Well...
Celti: Arson is not cooking!
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Old 07-28-2016, 04:15 AM   #1102
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Another annotote I heard from a friend. They were playing a space fantasy sort of game with some sort galatic princess and one guy explained the issues of space monarchy basically like this.

"Imagine you are a race of beings, you have gone through thousands of years of war, struggling with sickness, social issue, and one day you invented warp travel without killing yourselves before this. Do you think those species would accept the authority of a galtic monarchy?"
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Old 07-31-2016, 08:49 PM   #1103
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From this afternoon's session:

"Make a CON save."

"A 5? Really?"

"Hm, Krak have _fruit_ pie instead."

....and from later....

"What has the party decided to do?"

"31 pts of damage."
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Old 08-03-2016, 03:32 PM   #1104
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"I'm sorry to tell you this but your step father is a zombie... *rolls for drama*
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Old 08-06-2016, 03:10 PM   #1105
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From this afternoon:

Stuart: Miss Knight, is there something you want to tell me?
Polly (NPC): [gulp] No boss.
Stuart:Is there something the others don't want you to tell me?
Polly: Umm... Well I was kidnaped and murdered while you were out at lunch.
Stuart:[Reaches for hip flask]

Later

Stuart: Do you realise how much trouble we will be in if this gets out?
Winthrop: We didn't do anything criminal.
Stuart: You kidnapped him!
Scarpelli: We gave him back... We were getting fed up with him.
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Old 08-07-2016, 12:04 PM   #1106
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"Will you be a gentleman and carry my severed heads for me?"
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Old 08-07-2016, 07:09 PM   #1107
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"Fried Dragon poop".

Not a game, just dinner conversation with my mother - in - law.

But with potential applicability in gaming
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Old 08-09-2016, 08:45 PM   #1108
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"You need your own sail barge? I know a Hutt who's selling one cheap."
"No you don't, you liar. Hutts never sell anything cheap."
"Well, cheap for a Hutt. I mean, c'mon, you couldn't even buy a Senator for that much money!"
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Old 08-10-2016, 03:22 AM   #1109
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"Cyberpunk" game

"Hey we can afford a T-Sat."
"What do we need a T-Sat for?"

later in the campaign

The party encounters a feathered serpent.
"Gee a T-Sat would be nice to have now, but nooooo, someone said we didn't need a T-Sat."
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Old 08-12-2016, 04:15 PM   #1110
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"****....Well okay let's close this game for the night while I spend the next week looking at the underwater combat rules."
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