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Old 10-04-2011, 11:45 AM   #621
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We had a minor detour when I made the mistake of listing just what the hunters were bringing in for dinner, and a survival-trained player started talking about using an armadillo's shell to cook the armadillo meat, then using the claws as forks.

"It's an argument for Intelligent Design: an animal that comes with its own mess kit."
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Old 11-08-2011, 03:06 AM   #622
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From our GURPS Fringeworthy game:

We're preparing for a fight, so we're digging out miniatures.

Tim: "Do you have one that looks like Big Gay Al?"
Me: "I have Grand Admiral Thrawn."
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:55 AM   #623
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One character in the soon-to-wrap-up scenario is commonly referred to as "Sprout" for two reasons:

1) It's pronounceable, unlike his actual name
2) He's the product of an insane scientist splicing plant genes into human embryos.

The mutant giant attack snakes just got their move on the combat speed chart.

"One snake chomps Sprout," (roll for location) "in the head. I guess it's a vegan snake."
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Old 11-25-2011, 08:25 PM   #624
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One character in the soon-to-wrap-up scenario is commonly referred to as "Sprout" for two reasons:

1) It's pronounceable, unlike his actual name
2) He's the product of an insane scientist splicing plant genes into human embryos.

The mutant giant attack snakes just got their move on the combat speed chart.

"One snake chomps Sprout," (roll for location) "in the head. I guess it's a vegan snake."
HBo ho ho. :D
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Old 12-03-2011, 03:15 PM   #625
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Game in play currently:
John: "It's set fire to the parts of my brain that involve not killing you. Sorry Kevin!"
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Old 12-03-2011, 08:13 PM   #626
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From a vampire-hunting game I'm in, when we first encounter some jiangshi (Chinese hopping vampires):

Tana: "Hippity, hoppity vampires. Does anyone feel like this is more Easter than Halloween?"
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Old 12-06-2011, 08:43 PM   #627
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From a Planescape game I'm in, occuring just moments ago:

We spotted a roc flying high above us.

Ren (Elan Psion): Roc falls.
Shiro (Human Monk): Everyone dies
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Old 12-07-2011, 03:18 AM   #628
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"My name is Marcus, sorry about the poop, I just got so scared I forgot to put a brand new pull-up on this morning."
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:54 AM   #629
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This is from a webcomic called Power Nap that I'm reading, not an RPG session, but I just couldn't resist. I won't describe the setup, as I think the quote speaks for itself:
"Uh... Can I ask why I'm standing on a giant red X?"

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Old 12-10-2011, 02:27 PM   #630
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One of the party members has Total Amnesia from a recent head wound.

Flameblade (GM): I'd forgotten that. Dammit, your head wound is contagious!
Me: That... that hurts my brain.
Flameblade: See!?
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