Memorable Quotes.

Mark Skarr · 02-11-2018, 07:04 PM

So, my group wanted to do something simpler than GURPS and they managed to talk me into D&D 5E. No, I don't know how that happened. But, hey, play what your players want.

Ilia: "I plug my lute into my effects panel and jam."
Ghesh: "By effects panel, she means a stray cat."

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GM: "DC Two. If you roll a one, you think this is totally natural."
Ink: "One. That's normal."
(that was Ink's third one in a row)

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GM: "(Making random noises)"
Ink: "(waking up) Ugh! Stop it!"
GM: "There is no snooze button on this alarm."

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GM: "If I add all their attack rolls together, they still miss!"

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Ilia: "I have to figure out how my rapier works."
All other players, at once: "Pointy end goes in the other guy."

02-11-2018, 07:04 PM	#11
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. So, my group wanted to do something simpler than GURPS and they managed to talk me into D&D 5E. No, I don't know how that happened. But, hey, play what your players want. Ilia: "I plug my lute into my effects panel and jam." Ghesh: "By effects panel, she means a stray cat." -- GM: "DC Two. If you roll a one, you think this is totally natural." Ink: "One. That's normal." (that was Ink's third one in a row) -- GM: "(Making random noises)" Ink: "(waking up) Ugh! Stop it!" GM: "There is no snooze button on this alarm." -- GM: "If I add all their attack rolls together, they still miss!" -- Ilia: "I have to figure out how my rapier works." All other players, at once: "Pointy end goes in the other guy."