Silly spells for all games

[ravenfish]

Originally Posted by Anders

Detect Fire

Divination cantrip

Touch range.

Similarly:

Summon Insects

Material Component: One Picnic

[WaterAndWindSpirit]

Originally Posted by ravenfish

Similarly:

Summon Insects

Material Component: One Picnic

So I have been a Wizard/sorcerer all along and just didn't know it?

[lwcamp]

Fly
Duration: sqrt(h/g)
Area of Effect: most of the sidewalk

(I didn't come up with this, but can't remember where I saw it).

Luke

[ak_aramis]

Aura of Bakery: Area nominated by caster within line of sight has the smells of, and happy feels of, a high quality bakery.

Power Word Babble: Target sounds like a toddler until they can save on a Knowledge type attribute, rolling once per minute.

Power Word Hug: Target gives a reassuring hug to whatever person is closest. This may be resolved as a no damage unarmed attack to restrain, especially if the secondary target is unwilling. Once target has hugged the secondary, the secondary can end it by hugging back. If attacked by hugged victim, will flee.

[RyanW]

Vorpal Cure Light Wounds

[johndallman]

Strengthen Aura The caster’s aura is reinforced, effectively adding 10 to her level when attempting to force Wizard Lacks and the like. Unfortunately, the caters aura also becomes glutinous and reluctant to move – the caster can move freely, but her aura stays behind. This feels very peculiar and unpleasant, and gives the caster a –4 penalty on her saves and –10 levels VS Wizard Locks, etc., until her aura catches up. The aura will catch up, it is just very slow (5' movement).

"Why yes, I did fumble my spell research, why do you ask?"

[Anders]

Create Food and Waiter

Creates a dinner and a waiter to serve it to you and explain exactly what is in the meal. If you don't tip the waiter the spell will fail the next time you cast it.


Magic Jarjar

This spell creates an annoying comic relief character who contributes very little to the story.