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Old 10-14-2018, 05:48 PM   #1401
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Thane: “I could animate them. Let me shove my hand up their [posterior]. ‘Hi, my name’s Bob!’”
Tabby: “I have telekinesis and shape plant, I—absolutely—could marionette these [guys]!”

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Tabby: “And that turned out to be a bad idea.”

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Saeko: “I’m going to run around excitedly and tell everyone the name of the ship.”
Contessa: “I’ll give her a high-five. ‘Good job!’”

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GM: “It was not magic, but you can consider it magic if you want.”

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Contessa: “To Hell with science!”
GM (OOC): “That’s not what Pinky would say.”
Contessa (OOC): “I’m not Pinky! I’m Contessa!”
01 (OOC): “She’s more like the anti-Pinky.”

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GM: “He is Expositional Bob; not to be confused with Sideshow Bob.”

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Thane: “Thank you for being cold, toilet seat.”
GM: “I’m not a toilet! Stop throwing up on me! I’m a repair bot!”
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Old 10-21-2018, 05:44 PM   #1402
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Sylvia: “What year is it?”
Jasmine: “2019.”
Sylvia: “Who is the president?”
Jasmine: “Jack Taylor.”
Saeko (OOC): “Oh, thank God.”
Tabby (OOC): “Can we stay here?”

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Thane: “Definitely better than more shallow graves.”
GM: “Jasmine’s eyes go wide with that admission.”
Thane: “It’s just zombies and robots. We’re good.”

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GM: “Do you want to engage a twenty-five foot tall robot with a magical effect on its surface with your sword?”
01: “Do you NOT want to engage a giant robot with a sword? Don’t you want to tell your grandkids about the time you fought a giant robot with a sword?

Screen shot from battle (SFW).
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Old 10-28-2018, 05:42 PM   #1403
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Stephanie: "We could see if Margery got anything from him in the fight."
Heaven: "Other than her [butt] beat."
All: "Aaaaah."

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Tabby: “We can pretend one of us is hurt.”
Saeko: “We don’t have to pretend.”

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Contessa: “Tell them you need your emotional support animal. The Werewolf!”

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Thane: “Growing boy, you know how that works.”
Tarantula: “No.”

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Contessa: “We’re the girl scouts and she’s the boy scouts.”
GM: “You’re the girl scouts and she’s a prosti-tot.”
Thane (OOC): “Selling her cookies door to door.”

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Contessa: “We started this with janky magic, we’re ending this with janky magic.”

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May: “They’re not wanting to keep your friends at the central library . . . just in case.
Contessa: “That sounds right. I’ve met my friends.”

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Tabby: “Are any of us hurt?”
GM: “Only Thane, he’s got a bloody mark on his chest.”
Saeko (OOC): “I’m emotionally distraught.”
Tabby (OOC): “Do you need your emotional support beast?”

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Tabby: “Technically, we all have a weapon in the same way the Avengers have a Hulk.”
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Old 10-31-2018, 07:00 PM   #1404
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Player 1: "I know what I'm going to spend my next point on: Controllable Disadvantage (Megalomania)."

Player 2: "Will you ever turn it off?"
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Old 11-03-2018, 07:20 PM   #1405
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"I knew we shouldn't have hired those guards in the red tunics."

"Yes, we wil go into the abandoned farmhouse but this time we will poke our long pointy swords up the chimney to make sure we've flushed out all the giant spiders."

"Of course you can spend the night with us in our abandoned farmhouse! (sotto voce) That's because we're running out of guards."
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Old 11-04-2018, 01:12 PM   #1406
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Player: "We domesticate the living socks."
GM: "That is a sentence that has never before been said."
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Old 11-04-2018, 05:32 PM   #1407
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Lots of funny things happened.

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(Before the game, getting breakfast prepared)
GM: “I have a timer set for thirty-three minutes.”
Timer: “Beep beep! Beep beep!”
GM: “I have a timer set for thirty-three seconds.”

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Contessa: “What happens when we run out of werewolves?”
Thane (the party werewolf): “Then you’re doomed.”

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(After other members of the party are teleported in to the room)
Ray (Leader of HLA cell): “Man, I wish we knew how to travel like that. It would make our life easier.”
01: “You’d think.”

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Ray: “I’ve always been told that you can’t infect a Sapient AI with a virus, but hey, I might have been lied to by a robot.”

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GM: “As GM, I can tell you, it’ll happen when it’s dramatically appropriate. Or inappropriate.”

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Contessa: “We should help. I want this world to be swollen with humans.”
Tabby (ooc): “You’re not a succubus . . . ri-ii-ii-ii-ii-ght!

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GM: “Well after Tabby grew the coffee plant, without thinking about it, these people are ready to worship her. They haven’t had coffee in a decade.”
Thane: “They’re going to carve her head on Mount Rushmore.”

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Thane: “So, she’s trying to demon-up her paperwork to get access to an angel?”

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Tabby (OOC): “I like the comparison between Heaven and Hell with the FBI and CIA.”

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Contessa: “My folder is absolutely bound in human flesh. The actual term for that is ‘anthropodermic bibliopegy.’”

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Luke: “Well, if you’re heading to Washington because you have a plan . . ..”
Thane: “It’s not so much a plan as a guided disaster.”

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Contessa: “Do you guys sniff each other as a greeting?”
Thane: “You’re welcome to sniff them, but everyone will look at you funny.”

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GM: “If you need shock troops. Nothing beats werewolves.”
Tabby: “With grenades.”

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Thane: “Is he Ragabash?”
Luke: “No, he just likes explosions.”
01 (ooc): “He’s a redneck.”
Contessa (ooc): “His alignment is Chaotic Hillbilly.”

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Contessa: “You had me at ‘disable the safety on the RPGs and throwing a truck.’”

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GM: “It’s never good for the target when a werewolf critically hits.”

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After a discussion of turning robots into mobile seats/thrones:
Thane (ooc): “This is Infinite Weirdos, not Game of Thrones.”

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Thane: “There’s always hope, as long as werewolves are around.”
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Old 11-04-2018, 05:36 PM   #1408
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Player: "We domesticate the living socks."
GM: "That is a sentence that has never before been said."
T_T I stand by my statement.
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Old 11-05-2018, 01:38 AM   #1409
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But surely it's the feral socks you need to worry about. Biohazards with attitude are not to be sneezed at.
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:32 PM   #1410
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Tabby: “You say ‘crazy,’ I say ‘Tuesday.’”

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Thane: “When was the last time you had a beer?”
Sergeant Campbell: “Not nearly recently enough to deal with this.”

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Tabby: “I shape the plant into . . . I don’t know.”
Thane: “A pony!”
Saeko: “Everyone loves ponies!”

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Thane (OOC): “Oh, I misread that. I read ‘streaking’ ST.”
Contessa: “You’re very good at it. It’s an innate werewolf trait.”

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Tabby (OOC): “We have a demon talking to a humanoid-looking robot in an effort to act normal. This is normal for us.”

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Thane: “Do they have any pets?”
01 (OOC): “Why? Are you still hungry?”

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Contessa: “This world isn’t post-apocalyptic, it’s most-apocalyptic.”

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Captain Scott: “They can magically move giant robots around. Well that’s horrifying.”
Tabby: “Welcome to Wednesday. This doesn’t even bring up the robot Zombies from Thursday.”
Captain Scott: “Robot Zombies!? How would that even work?!”
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