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Old 12-11-2020, 03:58 PM   #1661
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Old 12-20-2020, 05:21 PM   #1662
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Thane: “Can Bubba graft the head from the first guy onto a zombie?”
GM: “Performing a death noogie does cause traumatic damage to the brain.”

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Contessa: “Suck on the marrow—I filled it with peanut butter.”
Thane: “I like peanut butter.”

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Contessa: “Don’t worry—these chains aren't for him, they’re for what’s inside him.”
01: “That’s comforting.”
<beat>
01: “No, wait, it’s the other thing.”

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Thane: “I need to find an all-you-can-eat buffet.”
Jasmine: “There’s a Golden Corral not too far from here.”
Thane: “Oooh, they’re gunna hate me! I’ll be banned for life. Let’s go. I’ll give them my thirty bucks.”
Jasmine: “It’s only nine dollars.”
Thane: “I’ll give ‘em thirty.”

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Thane: “It’ll be grab! Yoink! Yeet!”
Contessa (OOC): “That’s up there with ‘clenched and ready for action.’”
01 (OOC): “And ‘Operation Flaming Parade Balloon.’”
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Old 01-03-2021, 05:36 PM   #1663
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GM: “He would like to evade.”
(Rolls 4) “Dodges the first one.”
(Roll 14) “Takes the second.”
(Rolls 18) “Steps back and takes the first one again.”

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GM: “So far, the Earth has been their best weapon.”

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Thane: “Dog-pile on the robot! Dog-pile on the robot!”
<beat>
GM: “WOW. Three body on seven dice.” (Thane rolled four ‘1’s two ‘2’s and a 3.)

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GM: “Thane, make a will roll.”
Thane: “Fourteen, missed by two.”
GM: “While airborne, you are unable to resist calling out ‘I can see my house from here!’”

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Contessa: “Do I need to be between anyone and an explosion?”
GM: “The only ones over there are you and the nanoforms. And, you know they’re likely to swarm the bot to deaden the explosion.”
<beat>
GM: “They’re like Meeseeks—for them, existence is pain.”

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Thane: “I’ve already flung the android . . ..”
Contessa (OOC): “Is that what the kids are calling it these days.”

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Thane: “Okay, Jasmine went to the Blackman mine, and didn’t come back. Toni went to the Blackman mine to locate Jasmine, and didn’t come back. Marie, Toni’s AI friend contacted us and we went to the Blackman mine. We found some interdimensional shenanigans and went on this wild tear.”
Jasmine (different Jasmine): “So, you went to the Blackman mine and didn’t come back?”
Thane: “Um, yes.”
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Old 01-04-2021, 10:15 PM   #1664
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Player 1 IC: "How do you propose contact him?"
Player2 OOC: "Call and ask him about his extended warranty"
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Moments while playing City of Heroes:

XenosOne: "It's rainin' me!"

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XenosOne: "If I'm wearing a leash, it's a different type of role-playing."

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XenosOne (fighting DE): "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."
Chaos Coyote: "You are not okay!"

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Mark: "I had to set us to +1/x8 to keep Xenos from getting bored and wandering off."
XenosOne: "That's not me this time. Chaos has been wandering off during the fights."
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XenosOne: "That's not me this time. Chaos has been wandering off during the fights."
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Old 01-09-2021, 03:18 PM   #1667
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Hail-Fyre: "Home is where the Twinkies are "
Hail-Fyre: "or the HoHos"
Hail-Fyre: "Wait, did I just inadvertently say a grocery store is home?"

Vlad: "Home iz vhere you take off pants; zhings change too fast and too often to vorry about zome 'point of origin'"
Vlad: "Vlad likes to zhink everyvhere iz his home."
Sammy: BY THE BLACK, VLAD!
Mag: sighs. "While true, it is a vastly different life. Also, Vlad. I told you about the casually undressing thing and how it makes me but ESPECIALLY my sister uncomfortable, right?"
Vlad: "Zo.... you vant Vlad to do it more often so zhat you get over hangup?"

Chelsea: "Hey hey, pants on while you're a guest."
Bill: ~That's not what you said last time I as here~

Bill: ~Remind me, how does the team get these missions?~
Jim: "We meddle."
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Miri: "Hmm? Dog toy or marital aid?"
Brandon: "We're in PetCo! They're all dog toys!"

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Alvin: "Look, I've had a really weird day--"
Simon: "You've had a weird day? I just spent twenty minutes talking to a dead girl. Seems the lich the cult has been trying resurrect is unalive and well, and really doesn't like the attention this is drawing to him. So, he's willing to share information to bring the cult down, and, when they're gone, he'll keep his head down for a couple of generations."
Allie: "I just realized that Alvin and Simon are arguing--we don't have a Theodore."
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Miri: "Yeah, I'm fine."
Sarah: "We saw you run into that building, then there was an explosion."
Miri: "Yeah, I got the driver out of the car and was in the back, looking for other survivors when the explosion happened."
Alien Suit UI (mentally to Miri): "You seem to be trying to establish an alibi. Would you like assistance?"
Miri (OOC): "Oh, no. The UI is-is-is Clippy?"
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Mag: "Yeah. I want ya' to know a little fact 'bout me. ... I was raised by wolves." She then proceeds to lunge at the woman's throat. With her goddamn teeth.
Chelsea: . o O ( Hrm. It's that little itch I get whenever Mag starts a fight. )


Chelsea: "I think someone ****** off Mag."
Mag: "Look, the bitch has been begging to have her throat ripped out, okay?"
Chelsea: "Never said they didn't deserve it, just said they ****** you off."


Lightning Sentry: leaps gracefully off the rafter, the tarp staying behind. A gold and white streak arches through the air across the entire arena, almost touching the octagon before arcing back up, cable detatching, as he somersaults through the office window, glass shattering in a flurry of firework explosions. He lands, cape billowing, in the center of the office, as entrance music plays FAR TOO LOUDLY. "I am the Lightning Sentry, and I fight for good sportsmanship! You are all under a rest, so lie down!"
Mag: "...He's dead. When I get out of this dressing room, he's dead."


Chelsea: "By the adequate acting of John Cusak, I bind you in the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak!"


Lightning Sentry: flexes mightily as he advances. "Your criminal enterprise is folding today! There's nowhere to run!"
Lightning Sentry: hops up on top of the desk, the small fires that the fireworks may have caused glinting off his armor. "Enslaving fighters for the joy of bookies is against the constitution, the laws of this state, and sportsmanship. Your fights are over... FINISHED!"
Mag: ...Why do I feel like I need to punch someone?


Phantasm: <ooc> you have an Influence skill to use on him?
Vlad: <ooc> If it was Vlad, it would totally be sex appeal
Vlad: <ooc> Wrong gender and in the middle of a fight: Vlad calls that 'warm-up seduction'
Vlad: <ooc> Assuming Kronan does not go for dudes; in which case Vlad calls it 'ze same as zeducing ze girl who proudly announces 'I'm so vasted' at burning man'
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