Memorable Quotes. - Page 118

Mark Skarr · 12-31-2016, 05:07 PM

This really isn't the place for a debate about interrogation techniques and their efficacy.

johndallman · 01-04-2017, 03:09 PM

"German expressionist burglars!"

Phantasm · 01-04-2017, 03:37 PM

"Time to be stupid. EFF PROGRESS! WE'RE GOIN' FULL MORON!"
"Well, who knew being so dumb would get us so far."

kirbwarrior · 01-05-2017, 10:05 AM

"Can I be a tank?"

I was doing a Soul Eater-esque campaign and my character hasn't yet found what kind of weapon he is. After studying his past,. finding out both of his parents were weapons and what kinds, and the general feel of my character, I had only one possible weapon in mind that made sense. The GM was so blown away by the request he still quotes it to this day.

Koshka · 01-11-2017, 02:09 PM

The party is fighting giant undead rattlesnakes, and the Irish character is up.

"It's Saint Patrick time!"

ericthered · 01-13-2017, 06:20 PM

Long Time Player: "I doubt you are weirder than our fish guy"

New Player: "Perhaps not weirder, but certainly more evil-and-dangerous looking"

Long Time Player: "I have a talking vampire head mounted on the front of my motorcycle"

corwyn · 01-17-2017, 12:04 AM

Archer (Robin Hood with the name filed off) after being hit by an arrow he fired at a mage with Reflect Missile spell on: Is he a better mage than I am an archer? Hell, no" Fire again, max damage, Archer dies.

One particular character (player?) in my Deadlands game (old west/horror) had a habit of saying "what's the worst that could happen", usually right before voluntarily entering a known to be haunted graveyard at midnight.

Supers game: "Pound for pound, we wreck more stuff"

PC's introducing themselves in a new campaign
"What's your name?"
"You may call me the weapon master."
Immediately followed by said weapon master crit failing his first attack of the campaign. As an addendum, in my previous campaign (Champions) he made a Wolverine clone and his first action was to jump on to a moving armoured car which he critically failed, causing him to face plant into the side. So, tradition.

johndallman · 01-17-2017, 12:24 PM

GM: "... since the ideal GURPS fight goes 'Did you hear somethiurggg...'"

Player: "No, just 'urgggg.'"

Mark Skarr · 01-20-2017, 03:45 AM

Officer Kandra Alishira was rescued from a gang by SWAT.

Kandra: "Did SWAT have to shoot anyone?"
GM: "No."
(Beat)
Kandra: "Did they anyway?"

Fred Brackin · 01-21-2017, 07:34 PM

"Monkey Swarm!"

"I'll go with the 5 GP girl. I don't want to complicate this when I don't have to."

"Have you fed your sharks yet today?"

"No parrots allowed!"

"Hm, looks like you missed your Perception roll to spot him cheating."

"Looks like he missed his Knowledge; Religion roll to figure out I worship the Goddess of Luck."

12-31-2016, 05:07 PM	#1171
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. This really isn't the place for a debate about interrogation techniques and their efficacy.

01-04-2017, 03:09 PM	#1172
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. "German expressionist burglars!" __________________ The Path of Cunning. Indexes: DFRPG Characters, Advantage of the Week, Disadvantage of the Week, Skill of the Week, Techniques.

01-04-2017, 03:37 PM	#1173
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Memorable Quotes. "Time to be stupid. EFF PROGRESS! WE'RE GOIN' FULL MORON!" "Well, who knew being so dumb would get us so far." __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting

01-11-2017, 02:09 PM	#1175
Koshka Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Omaha NE	Re: Memorable Quotes. The party is fighting giant undead rattlesnakes, and the Irish character is up. "It's Saint Patrick time!"

01-13-2017, 06:20 PM	#1176
ericthered Hero of Democracy Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: far from the ocean	Re: Memorable Quotes. Long Time Player: "I doubt you are weirder than our fish guy" New Player: "Perhaps not weirder, but certainly more evil-and-dangerous looking" Long Time Player: "I have a talking vampire head mounted on the front of my motorcycle" __________________ Be helpful, not pedantic Worlds Beyond Earth -- my blog Check out the PbP forum! If you don't see a game you'd like, ask me about making one!

01-17-2017, 12:04 AM	#1177
corwyn MIB Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Saskatoon, SK	Re: Memorable Quotes. Archer (Robin Hood with the name filed off) after being hit by an arrow he fired at a mage with Reflect Missile spell on: Is he a better mage than I am an archer? Hell, no" Fire again, max damage, Archer dies. One particular character (player?) in my Deadlands game (old west/horror) had a habit of saying "what's the worst that could happen", usually right before voluntarily entering a known to be haunted graveyard at midnight. Supers game: "Pound for pound, we wreck more stuff" PC's introducing themselves in a new campaign "What's your name?" "You may call me the weapon master." Immediately followed by said weapon master crit failing his first attack of the campaign. As an addendum, in my previous campaign (Champions) he made a Wolverine clone and his first action was to jump on to a moving armoured car which he critically failed, causing him to face plant into the side. So, tradition. __________________ MiB 7704 Playing: GURPS Nordlond Dragons of Hosgarth Running Savage Worlds Tour of Darkness (Vietnam + Mythos)

01-17-2017, 12:24 PM	#1178
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. GM: "... since the ideal GURPS fight goes 'Did you hear somethiurggg...'" Player: "No, just 'urgggg.'" __________________ The Path of Cunning. Indexes: DFRPG Characters, Advantage of the Week, Disadvantage of the Week, Skill of the Week, Techniques.

01-20-2017, 03:45 AM	#1179
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. Officer Kandra Alishira was rescued from a gang by SWAT. Kandra: "Did SWAT have to shoot anyone?" GM: "No." (Beat) Kandra: "Did they anyway?"

01-21-2017, 07:34 PM	#1180
Fred Brackin Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. "Monkey Swarm!" "I'll go with the 5 GP girl. I don't want to complicate this when I don't have to." "Have you fed your sharks yet today?" "No parrots allowed!" "Hm, looks like you missed your Perception roll to spot him cheating." "Looks like he missed his Knowledge; Religion roll to figure out I worship the Goddess of Luck." __________________ Fred Brackin