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Old 10-14-2017, 07:44 PM   #1271
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Another afternoon of pirate-y chaos. The Blood Bowl league was not helping.

"So, if we're planning a big party the first thing we need to do is go steal a bunch of booze?"

"The ship you're pursuing is a Shackles Corvette."

"Does that mean it's small and red and its' Captain is wearing a raspberry beret?"

"What's with all the Prince jokes?"

"Just a Sign o' the Times."

"...and with that mighty blow you send a spray of crimson ice cubes spattering across the deck."

"What's that?"

"It's a new spell I'm trying out. It's like a Spiritual Weapon but you get a whole guy."

"Oh gawd I thought I was dead!"

"Well you're not but you are working for _us_ now!"

"Aye aye sir!"

"You'll never take this ship!"

"Are you kidding? We've already got your ex-crew painting over the name on the stern."

"....and with that you see the enemy Captain leap from the mainmast and enter the water with a graceful swan dive."

"Hm, that's not a very good way to escape a guy who can turn into a Water Elemental."

"No, not going to end well."

"This module really does not seem to anticipate the PCs using magic."
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Old 10-15-2017, 11:07 AM   #1272
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GRU officer: "Quick, find us a couple of priests - we have experiments to run!"
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Old 10-15-2017, 07:30 PM   #1273
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Alex: “I was hoping the tent had a permanent hasten spell cast on it so you could sleep twice as fast.”
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Old 10-15-2017, 08:39 PM   #1274
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Oh, I would pay good money for that on a pillow . . .
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Old 10-16-2017, 03:32 AM   #1275
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Oh, I would pay good money for that on a pillow . . .
You, me, and everyone aged over 40, or blessed with young children.
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Old 10-17-2017, 06:13 AM   #1276
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We'll try experimental xeno-gerontology....

Said by overconfident space run physician to our bio-engineered NPC with rapid aging (to buy him some time to earn/spend the points to buy off the disad).
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:29 PM   #1277
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Player1: I will play anything. It would be nice to not end up being the spellcaster for a change but I can play wizards and clerics too.
Player2: I think I just heard Player1 say we can pick for him...what is the craziest concept we can come up with?
Player3: Stanley, the talking grapefruit from Passwall.
Player2: A gargoyle who can never speak the truth?
Player2: Delusional fighter who thinks he is a cleric?
Player4: Amorous Death Mage. Putting the romance back in necromancy.
Player3: Aspiring dwarf. Character is 5' 10"
Player1: ... Cute, but I didn't say you could pick for me.
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:53 PM   #1278
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Player3: Aspiring dwarf. Character is 5' 10"
It's Gangly, the mutant dwarf!
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:00 PM   #1279
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It's Gangly, the mutant dwarf!
Strictly speaking, it's possible to have an Ogre with Dwarfism or a Dwarf with Gigantism . . .
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Old 10-21-2017, 07:06 PM   #1280
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It's Gangly, the mutant dwarf!
Or Carrot Ironfoundersson.
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