11-08-2018, 01:33 AM | #851 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
503) Not allowed to play an alchemist using her herbal mixes to make extra money as a milkmaid.
503b) No, I can't even if I looked at the price of human milk online and human milk sells for between 50 and 150$ per liter depending on what the woman eats and drinks. 503c) Why do I even know about the price of human milk in the first place? |
11-08-2018, 08:30 AM | #852 |
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11-08-2018, 09:02 AM | #853 |
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503d) On second thought, the group doesn't want to know.
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04-26-2019, 11:03 PM | #854 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
504) Yes, casting Awaken on a doggie and hoping for a good attribute roll so that the doggo can be a spellcaster works by RAW. Making a sentient and sapient Labrador just to say "now we have a Labracadabrador" is allowed by RAW, but the horrible pun doesn't justify me spending precious resources on it.
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05-03-2019, 10:12 PM | #855 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
I never ever expected finding that on here XD
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05-14-2019, 05:17 PM | #856 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
505a) As a first level (D&D5e) Paladin without a horse. I should not set out on a long-distance overland adventure armed only with a dagger and a 20' lance.
505b) The plan of dashing into the Temple of the Blight, wearing a robe we took from a cult member and shouting "we're under attack" has a drawback, in that it raises the alarm. 505c) When the party's dwarf gives me a sword taken from one of the animated skeletons that rest of the party had to rescue me from, I should take a moment to consider that somebody with Wisdom 5 seems to be behaving more sensibly than me. 505d) While resuming the raising-the-alarm act did actually let me get into the room with the boss fight, and even get behind the priest, and grappling-then-drowning him in his own cauldron of boiling water is in some ways awesome, it isn't really all that paladinic.
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06-24-2019, 11:11 AM | #857 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
506) My hacker can't create a ransomare that asks to play her favorite game and beat a target score/get a specific achievement before it releases the files of the victim.
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06-24-2019, 06:49 PM | #858 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Quote:
After all, that sort of thing really upsets people, and using his or her favorite game may as well be a trademark.
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06-25-2019, 04:03 AM | #859 |
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That one was inspired by the "Rensenware" case. So it's realistically possible, just a prank that serves no purpose towards the adventure.
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07-12-2019, 07:57 AM | #860 |
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507) Yes, it is After the End. Still, some things are just ridiculous.
507a) No, a wooden chair is not basic equipment for the Mathematics skill. 507b) A 20 stories building intact except for one set of apartments having collapsed straight down is unlikely. 507c) A 20 stories building intact except for now being horizontal instead of vertical? That's even worse. 507d) Not even a critical success in Freight Handling should allow someone to carry a pile of bricks taller than himself on his head. 507e) There is no driving techniques allowing to use a wrench instead of a steering wheel. 507f) Not even widespread drug use justify a bathtub motorcycle. 507g) Not even a critical failure on an Architecture roll justify a balcony with no door to access it. 507h) Or a door on the second floor leading to a straight drop. 507i) I must not give an adventure to my PCs to somehow recover a bulldozer from the top of a skyscraper. 507j) A bicycle using boots instead of tires is ridiculous even by AtE standards. 507k) Same goes for a modified discarded single shot rocket launcher modified to fire shovels. 507l) Yes, it is cold during winders. That doesn't justify jury-rigging a stove on a car's shotgun seat 507m) A working airbag is gonna need more to hold it than a paper bag. |
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