Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[crretin]

224) Just because I am in a LARP set in the legend of Zelda universe doesn't mean I can break into everyone's house and steal their stuff

[RyanW]

Originally Posted by Xavious

221: After killing Hells doorman and the party is trying to figure out what to do with his stuff and pondering what happens when you kill a demon in hell, I should not attempt to filch his clearly evil bastard sword.

221a: This is doubly true if you're character has a history of taking unholy items...
221b: And when one of the other party members is a Vatican priest/diplomat/weaponmaster/psychopath who already considers you an abomination.

Considering the priest/swordsman wound up with the blade, I'm not sure you guys are really any better off...

[Hemlock]

Originally Posted by crretin

224) Just because I am in a LARP set in the legend of Zelda universe doesn't mean I can break into everyone's house and steal their stuff

But isn't that the basis for most 'RPG's ? Breaking into other people's homes, killing them, and looting their stuff ?

I mean, isn't a Dragon's Lair the home of a dragon ... which you break into ... and try to kill the dragon ... and loot it's stuff ?

[RyanW]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

But isn't that the basis for most 'RPG's ? Breaking into other people's homes, killing them, and looting their stuff ?

I mean, isn't a Dragon's Lair the home of a dragon ... which you break into ... and try to kill the dragon ... and loot it's stuff ?

True enough, but in your typical Eastern RPG, this isn't how you win the adventure, it's how you gear up for it.

[crretin]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

But isn't that the basis for most 'RPG's ? Breaking into other people's homes, killing them, and looting their stuff ?

I mean, isn't a Dragon's Lair the home of a dragon ... which you break into ... and try to kill the dragon ... and loot it's stuff ?

LARP stands for live action role play. I was implying that I broke into other people's houses who weren't part of the game.

[Dwarf99]

Originally Posted by crretin

LARP stands for live action role play. I was implying that I broke into other people's houses who weren't part of the game.

If it helps your case, I almost said that, but I figured it was your place to do so :D

[Flyndaran]

Originally Posted by Randyman

Because it takes IT away from secular materialists and hands it over to the religious?

The power of the Holy Motherboard compels you! (Splashes with liquid coolant.)

It screeches in pain like a dial up modem.

[RevBob]

Originally Posted by Flyndaran

The power of the Holy Motherboard compels you! (Splashes with liquid coolant.)

It screeches in pain like a dial up modem.

"It Hertz! 2600 times, it Hertz!"

[samd6]

225) Asking the werewolf if he wants a leash will result in death threats. Reminding the werewolf about leash laws results in him scrambling to find one.

[Hemlock]

225a) Asking the Werewolf if he is equipped with his own pooper-scooper may result in a trip to the Emergency Room of your local hospital.