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Old 06-04-2017, 05:37 AM   #1221
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Hana: "'Careful' is my middle name!"
Stephanie: "Your first is 'Not', and your last is 'At All.'"

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Stephanie: "Safety first."
Hana: "Nah, safety third."

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For Halloween, Hana dressed up as Link from Legend of Zelda. Stephanie and Holly aren't gamers. Hana is the team's tech support.

Stephanie: "That's a cute Peter Pan costume."
Hana: "It's not Peter Pan!"
Holly: "No, she's dressed up as Zelda!"
Hana: *exasperated sigh*
Stephanie: "Wait, no, she's dressed up as Linksys!"
Hana: "Now you're just doing it on purpose."
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Old 06-06-2017, 09:50 PM   #1222
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"Well it's Sith technology, so it's probably powered by the tears of a forsaken child."
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Old 06-07-2017, 01:14 PM   #1223
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Teo: (OOC) “Go ahead and get started without me. Mark, I trust you won’t get me killed.”
GM and Duke: (OOC) “Too bad it’s not up to him.”

Angel: “Would it take my full turn to get my camera out and record what’s going on?”
GM: “I think that would be a free action for a teenager . . ..”

Angel rolled a critical failure, and I activated the point feature in TableTop Simulator on her dice.
Angel (OOC): “Don’t point out my failure!”
Duke (OOC): “And there goes your phone.”

GM: “Rio, would you like to make a Health roll?”
Rio (Rolls 14): “Would like to, but am unable to.”

GM: “Duke, would you like to use your luck?”
Duke: “Um, let me look. No, I’ve got 3 minutes and 20 seconds before I can use it again.”
Rio (OOC): “He’s going to go to the bathroom, he’ll let you know when he gets back.”

Matt: “How is this going to make her safe?”
Rio: “I’m going to use one of my spells that makes her trust me.”
Matt: “And what if she vamps out again?”
Rio: “Well, she won’t attack me!”

Matt: “We need to take her somewhere isolated. Like a cabin.”
Teo (OOC): Ooh, yeah, a Cabin in the Woods!

Teo: “I don’t have a smart phone, I have like an old Nokia with Snake.”
Rio (OOC): “You have a Nokia? Why didn’t you say so. We could have used that to take her out!”
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Old 06-08-2017, 01:30 PM   #1224
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Teo: “I don’t have a smart phone, I have like an old Nokia with Snake.”
Rio (OOC): “You have a Nokia? Why didn’t you say so. We could have used that to take her out!”
All funny, but I <3 this one :)
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Old 06-08-2017, 02:30 PM   #1225
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"Apparently he was a load-bearing boss."
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Old 06-08-2017, 04:25 PM   #1226
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"Apparently he was a load-bearing boss."
I've said that so many times, in so many games, it's lost all meaning.
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:43 PM   #1227
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Dan: “Let’s get something to eat.”
GM: “Yeah, you see something called ‘Cinna-Bite’ in the mall.”
[talking at the same time]
Dan: “Oooh, that sounds good!”
James (ooc): “Oh, no! No, no! No no no! No no.”
Kit (ooc): (Uncontrollable belly laughing).
[Kit eventually stops laughing]
Dan: “What’s wrong with that?”
James (ooc): “I’d suggest fire—”
James and Kit (ooc): “But they might actually like that.”
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:47 PM   #1228
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Dan: “Let’s get something to eat.”
GM: “Yeah, you see something called ‘Cinna-Bite’ in the mall.”
[talking at the same time]
Dan: “Oooh, that sounds good!”
James (ooc): “Oh, no! No, no! No no no! No no.”
Kit (ooc): (Uncontrollable belly laughing).
[Kit eventually stops laughing]
Dan: “What’s wrong with that?”
James (ooc): “I’d suggest fire—”
James and Kit (ooc): “But they might actually like that.”
Ok I'm with Dan on this one, the only Cinna-Bite I know is sugary food
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:52 PM   #1229
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Cenobite, like from Hellraiser.
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Rio (OOC): “I don’t run anywhere.”
Angel (OOC): “I run late—that’s my cardio.”

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Angel: “It’s okay, you helped and fought with us.”
Rio: “Ix-nay on-yay e-thay ighting-fay.”
Angel: “I don’t speak Spanish.”

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Rio (OOC): “You have several words for him—most of them start ‘does that hurt?’”
Teo (OOC): “Nah, mostly it’s just ‘do you know what a Turban Wedgie is?’”

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Rio: “Angel and Rio will go to WalMart. She’ll get bird seed and some glittery stuff.”
GM: “Are you going to BeDazzle the birds?”
Rio (OOC): “No, she is not going to BeDazzle the birds. As awesome as that would be.”
GM (OOC): “No! As fabulous as that would be.”

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Raven: “Teo, do you want to open the door?”
Teo: “I can do that. Would you rather have Scooby do it?”
GM (OOC): “Right now, he’s more like Scrappy.”

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Teo (opening a fridge): “Oh! The milk’s gone bad.”
Raven (OOC): “The milk’s gone bad and is holding the cheese hostage!”

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Rio: “Do you know any spells for Mirror Travel?”
Shop keep: “No, and neither should you.”
Rio: “I see. How about the opposite. Something to prevent mirror travel?”
Shop keep: “Yeah, I have some things like that.”
Rio: “I hope it doesn’t involve a shotgun and a tripwire.”
Shop keep: “Depends on how secure you want to be.”

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GM: “Matt’s looking a little shifty.”
(Matt is a shapeshifter and suffered his involuntary change)
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