05-04-2017, 06:03 AM | #1201 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Didn't happen in game, but during character creation:
Player: "Hey, can I waterboard a demon with holy water?" Me: "Errr . . . ummm . . . yes." Player: "What skill do I use? Interrogation?" Me: "Yes. You're going to be trouble, aren't you?" Player: "I can do this with vampires too . . ." Me: *sigh* "What can of worms have I opened . . ." Player: "I'm JACK BAUER, [expletive deleted]."
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05-04-2017, 07:21 AM | #1202 | |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
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05-04-2017, 07:41 AM | #1203 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
I'll tell the player. They will be amused.
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05-04-2017, 02:40 PM | #1204 | |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
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05-04-2017, 03:03 PM | #1205 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Okay, this is one from an old, old Teenagers From Outer Space campaign I ran way back when I lived in Darkest Iowa. One of the NPC's was Rivalsan Lendo, heir to a powerful ninja clan/multinational corporation from the comic book NINJA HIGH SCHOOL (and based himself on characters like Shutaro Mendou from URUSEI YATSURA and Kuno from RANMA 1/2. He was an arrogant jerk, and prone to overly dramatic declarations.
At the beginning of one session, I had Lendo stride into the Sakura Inn, the local sushi/ice cream parlor, (doesn't every town have one?), strike a dramatic pose at the counter and declaim: "I want a chocolate shake. I want a chocolate shake as deep as my sorrow. I want a chocolate shake as thick as my despair. I want a chocolate shake as cold as a maiden's heart. And a straw." Lendo, you see, had an unrequited passion for one of the PCs, Ranma Satome, (unaware of the fact that Ranma is only a girl half the time). Another of the PCs had a crush on Lendo which was also unrequited because Lendo was an oblivious jerk. I can no longer remember exactly how that particular session went down, although there were undoubtedly the typical misunderstandings, confusions, old situations, new complications, etc. But I remember how the session ended. Lendo managed to end up the goat, and to anger pretty much everybody -- especially the PC who liked him, or did. At the end of the adventure, she stormed up to the counter of the Sakura Inn and said: "I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE. I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE AS DEEP AS MY RAGE. I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE AS COLD AS MY FURY. I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE AS THICK AS A BOY'S HEAD!!!"
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05-04-2017, 08:25 PM | #1206 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
We are in a room where there are monsters walking on the walls and ceiling in defiance of gravity. Player 1 contemplates using a Shattershot arrow, which delves deep into GURPS' fragmentation rules and the question of exactly what range is everyone from everyone.
GM: "Please, don't." Player 2: "Don't punish the GM for designing the Death Cube"
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05-07-2017, 10:13 PM | #1207 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Rio: "He's no Mark Hamill."
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05-13-2017, 05:32 PM | #1208 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM : ...and so as you attempt to question your informant a poisoned crossbow bolt apparently shot from a roof across the street strikes his chest. What do you do?
PC1: I cast Neutralize Poison! PC2: I run across the street and cast Spider Climb! PC3: I cast Fly and rise above the rooftops! PC4: I grab the two fighters and cast Dimension Door! GM: Hmm. The module does not seem to have anticipated these responses. (somewhat later) Assassin: You mentioned ale? If anyone wonders, after we brought the informant _and_ the assassin back from the brink of death we hired both of them. The module does not seem to have anticipated that either. :)
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05-13-2017, 08:41 PM | #1209 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
A few from the Denizens of the Dark Horde game over on the Gurps Discord
The berserker stops biting your knuckles on the second punch. *The dwarf tries the Headbutt of defense After some intense concentration and the use of all fingers and one leg Cecryn manages to* count the remaining door. He heads towards it determined to open it so it doesn't feel left out. After throwing one of PCs (a kobold) at the top of a tower *"Melor moves out of the rain of stones and watches the progress of the Kobold aerospace project" *"I hit the tower so hard with my kobold missile a dwarf fell out!"
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05-14-2017, 02:38 PM | #1210 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Ipaxif (after prolonged round of Spin the Artifact) "I demand that you create for me an Item o0f Beauty!"
"Ho-kay. Krak play drum while him create for you beautiful story of how Amber Weasel come to Castle Ravenloft."
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