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Old 03-18-2018, 11:42 PM   #1341
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[The PCs are investigating a zombie outbreak at a abby]

Player 1: "Ok, I need to roll my self-control for my compulsive behavior of putting things in my mouth."
GM: "You're in the privy..."
Player 1: "I know." *rolls* "I failed."
GM: *sighs* "Ok, I'm going to roll 3d6 and the higher the roll the more terrible the thing you try to eat." *rolls 18*
*Rest of group bursts in laughter*
Player 2: "I try to get the minotaur to eat something else."
Player 3: "I say 'Hey look, it's corn.'"
GM: T_T
Player 1: "Can I use my one-point Bless to eat something else?"
GM: "YES."
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Old 03-19-2018, 07:23 AM   #1342
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Sera: "That was just vile. I need to wash my telekinesis after picking that thing up with it."
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Old 03-25-2018, 06:03 AM   #1343
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"It's all right! I've found the lever that works the mithril cuckoo!"
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Old 03-28-2018, 04:15 PM   #1344
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"Whoever gives up on the Jazz first has to go and feed the lobster more coal."
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Old 04-01-2018, 06:54 AM   #1345
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Sera: "I was doing really well--then I got the domestic terrorism charge. Fortunately the FBI was able to clear that one up."
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Old 04-07-2018, 06:59 AM   #1346
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Miranda: "Like a chupacabra."
Sera: "But a chupacabra doesn't drill into the back of someone's head and ride them like a pony."
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Old 04-08-2018, 07:59 PM   #1347
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Ruby: “Ah, just like home. I’ll have a slice of coffee and a cup of donut.”

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GM: “That is the most interesting thing to happen to you at the market.”
Rich: “I’d be kinda afraid if it wasn’t the most interesting thing.”
GM: “Make a roll.”

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GM: “It’s odd because there's no TV.”
Kay: “It’s okay. I have YouTube. AAAAH! No Youtube!”
GM: “You just have the cat videos you have in your cache.”

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Tabi: “Yeah, since there’s no TV or YouTube, the colosseum is where most of the entertainment happens.”
Kay: “Bread and circuses. I heard that from somewhere.”
GM: “Everyone turns to look at Rich.”
Rich: “What? Philistines. No, seriously.”

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GM: “It’s a baculum. Scott Baculum.”
Ruby: “That’s what I’m naming it!”

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Kay (OOC): “Do they have Pixie sticks?”
GM (OOC): (Thinking it was an audio glitch from Discord) “I heard pixie stick.”
Kay (OOC): “Yeah! Can I get a sauropod thigh-bone full of colored sugar?”
Rich (OOC): “Because that’s what you need.”

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GM: “Sundries, not Tsunderes.”

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GM: “The willingness to shovel poop is defiantly a point in her favor for job applications.”

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Kay: “I want a stuffed bee with the cutest, happiest smile you can put on it. And maybe a little cutie mark.”
GM (OOC): “She does not need ‘My Little Honeybees!’”
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Old 04-11-2018, 04:58 PM   #1348
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"It's harbour-scale aromatherapy."

"There's no point in being a 761-point character if you can't be ridiculous."
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GM: "Looking carefully, and more closely, you can see that it's a necklace, with a honey-comb as a pendant."
Sera (OOC): "Honeycomb's big?"
GM (not getting it): "Yeah. Fairly large, it's about two inches across."
Sera (OOC): "It's not small?"
GM: "No. Oh, lord."
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GM: “They inform you that you’ll be applying a knock-out agent to the arrows. They’ll show you how to do it.”
Rick (OOC): “Hint: it involves gloves.”
GM: “Very much.”
Rick (OOC): “We lost so many hunters until they figured that one out.”

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GM: “The guy who critically failed his roll, pulls back his bow . . . and releases the wrong hand. Getting a face-full of long bow.”
Kay: “Is he new too?”
GM: “No, he’s just having a bad day.”
Rich (OOC): “Least is wasn’t a compound bow.”

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GM: “Oh, man. The hunter on the back of pod does the same thing the other did. He also critically failed his roll.”
Rich: “Did they have the same trainer?”
GM: “Yes.”
Kay: “Was he my trainer?”
GM: “You don’t know.”

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GM: “Okay, well, the Allosaurus would have liked to dodge the charge, but Pod rolled a four.”
GM: “And then a fifteen on the critical hit chart.”
GM: “All told, after DR, Pod does 213 points of injury to the Allosaurus. Taking it below negative six times HP. That’s past GM-option-land and straight into dead.”
Kay: “PO-OO-OD!”

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GM: “At this point, Ruby is trying to figure out how to fit Pod with a lightbar.”

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GM (OOC): “They are either rolling well, or not.”
Rich (OOC): “I think that covers the spread, dude.”

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(Rich and Kay both have curious, and are trying to get Ruby to follow them to some ruins)
Rich: “There’s a giant bee-hive over here!”
Ruby (OOC): “That’s only going to work on me once!”

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GM (OOC): “Yes. Technically, Kay, you are the smartest member of the party.”

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GM: “Everything smart, or that has a sense of self-preservation, has fled. Which speaks volumes about you three.”

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Ruby: “There’s no preparing for this! We’re riding a Triceratops into a spaceship, or something!”
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