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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
206 My nun character is not allowed to be the best at lying.
206a Even it keeps her from having to pull the shotgun from under her habit.
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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01-24-2014, 05:59 PM
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01-28-2014, 04:36 PM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
207) when playing pathfinder I can't make an inquisitor with a Spanish accent just so that I can yell "no one expects the Spanish insquisition!" when ever I successfully attack someone from hiding
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01-30-2014, 01:01 PM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
208) When performing a false flag operation to attack an enemy space fleet, I should make sure the weapons systems of the stolen ship are operational before beginning the attack.
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02-07-2014, 12:33 PM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
209) When my Moon Priest turns undead, he does not shout "I'll punish you in the Name of the Moon!"
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02-08-2014, 09:14 AM
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02-08-2014, 09:16 AM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
210) I can never make a PC that is based on Jar Jar Binks in ~any~ RPG.
210a) As a GM, I can never make an NPC that is based on Jar Jar Binks ... Penalty for violating these rules is exile from the apartment where we game for a minimum of a week. |
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02-08-2014, 03:17 PM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
211) I cannot complain to the GM that the games mentioned in this list are funner than his.
211a) As GM, I cannot complain that the players on this list are funner than my own. Seriously, that's just ASKING for a cluster-****.
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02-08-2014, 05:53 PM
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
212) The party cannot use our lightsabers as glowsticks.
213) If my droid is a better Jedi than the people with levels in Jedi, something has gone wrong. |
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