08-27-2013, 06:24 AM | #1 |
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Chippendale Rescue Rangers (Thogwarians do not read)
Thogwarians can read this now.
As is usual when one of our group's GMs can't make it, I am running a one shot tonight. Due to rather silly comments during the back-and-forth about what one shot, we have settled on this: Setting: in the Grim Dark future there is only Dance! ~Star Wars, but with more grinding.I also plan to bring in Gozarian Guards (Rick Moranis clones in an intimidating helmet) and the Ipecac Pit, which will burp you up and re-swallow your sorry banana-hummocked tush for 1000 years. In any case, I'm having fun brainstorming and thought I'd share. Bad puns, 80's movie references, Chippendale humor, and 80's Disney cartoons are a potent brew. Anyone else got a favourite combo? This thing goes live 7PM central time tonight. PCs have three hours to grind their way to senatorial rescue. Last edited by martinl; 08-27-2013 at 09:18 PM. |
08-27-2013, 08:09 AM | #2 |
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Scenes:
Odds with this group is that something will derail long before scene 4, but you never know. |
08-27-2013, 04:47 PM | #3 |
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Or, in place of the Spankor, you could have a Redneck Tree or two...
("The plant in the corner stirs. <roll> Suddenly, a pair of powerful roots shoot out and wrap around your legs! From the center of the leafy mass, you hear a deep voice crooning, 'You shore do got a purty mouth...'")
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08-27-2013, 09:17 PM | #4 |
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It went better than could have reasonably been expected.
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08-28-2013, 05:05 PM | #5 |
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08-28-2013, 05:57 PM | #6 |
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You are an extremely silly man.
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08-28-2013, 07:49 PM | #7 |
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Ayup.
Well, chargen was pretty simple since we were using FUDGE and everyone was already a Chippendale Rescue Ranger. So +2 at Beef (muscley things), Cake (being pretty), Dance, Twerk (mind control/TK via oscillating gluteals, requires associated dance), Machetismo (force sword + all tech rolls) and Holdout (pulling random small and useful things out of one's banana hammock). +0 at everything else. Then they each got a role, boy band style, and we ended up with "Talos the Succulent One" (extra +1 at Dance and Cake, -1 Machetismo), "Rex the Brooding One" (extra +1 at Twerk) and "John the Overcompensating One" (extra +2 machetismo, -1 holdout.) We dived right in, starting in medias res at the gates of Belushi's palace in Old New Detroit. First derail happened immediately, as they decided they needed Carrie Fisher's help and danced off to find Curl up and Dye, which they were sure would be in Old New Detroit somewhere. (This is a Blues Brothers reference, which I admit I didn't get at the time, but hey, I rolled with it.) However, since this was Old New Detroit and not Old Old Detroit, they only found a franchise staffed by Carrie Fisher Impersonators, four of whom they convinced to come back with them. The CFIs had a tomato red 2763 T-Bird landspeeder and A2DD, a removable speeder stereo droid with large frontal battery compartments. The expanded dance troop impressed the Gozarian Guards and convinced them to let them see Jabba, where some really good dance rolls got them the senator right away. They loaded the senator in the TBird and started driving of, when Belushi started chasing them, apparently mad about being hornswoggled via his better nature. Some ept distractions, blaster bolt deflection, and speeder machetismo later, Belushi's speeder crashed into an old strip mall that had been converted into a space puppy mill, with flaming Gozarians Guards and puppies flying everywhere. After that, they returned to the salon and did some really hot and heavy dancing to melt the cyromarmite, only to discover to their horror that the beautiful visage of the senator in the marmite was actually a sculpture over one of the miniature Burt Reynolds-rat-things. We took a break there, and so will I. Are y'all bored yet, or should I continue with Part II of Chippendale Rescue Rangers, which includes the Spankor, Space Bactine, and an shocking betrayal? |
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08-29-2013, 09:08 AM | #9 |
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08-30-2013, 05:49 PM | #10 |
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So my Chippendale Rescue Rangers decided they needed to get back into Belushi's palace, teach him a lesson, and get the senator out, in roughly that priority order.
An offhand comment from earlier about a corral or pastel space-ponies watching the exploding puppy mill with wide innocent eyes led to the theory of putting a horse head in his palanquin, Godfather style. However with pastel space ponies (essentially MLPs) being so small and Belushi being so big, they decided to go with a gross of pony heads. Yes, they bought 144 'My Little Pony' space-ponies, decapitated them with photon machetes, and put the still-dripping heads in a very large gift basket riding shotgun in their 2763 Tomato-Red T-Bird landspeeder. Presumably their limpid pony eyes stared at Our Heroes accusingly, but they were on a mission and had no time for such emotional weakness. Shortly after, they were trying to break into the fortresses garage. Much ineffectual faffing about followed, since the first thing they did was apply a photon machete to the control panel and after that even A2DD couldn't get the armored door to open. Luckily, Talos' especially succulent dancing in the first half of the adventure (including at least one 'Gozerian seduction dace') had created a bit of a fan club for him amongst the guards, and they lowered a rope the the Chippendale Rescue Rangers could join the the debauched party they were having in their quarters. The Gozerians were quickly out debauched to such a degree that they followed the Chippendale Rescue Rangers in a conga line down into the garage level, and helped Our Bowtied Crusaders park their T-Bird and haul the Giant Basket of Space Pony Heads into Belushi's Court. Unfortunately, Belushi was alert enough to see them, and he simply hit the lever that dropped them all into the Spankor Pit. The pit was full of slime and trash, with a large number of rusted out farm trucks, old jugs with 'XXX' on the side, and other agricultural refuse. Also a bright dusting of pastel space-pony heads, which really tied to room together. There was no time to linger on interior decorating, however, as a twisted iron gate rose on the far side of the chamber with a great grinding noise, and the Spankor lurched forth! Have you ever seen a sensory homunculus? Well, the Spankor looked like one of those. Except that it was 40' tall, dressed in tattered and stained denim coveralls and nothing else, and had the scraggly beard, bad teeth, and unkempt appearance of the folks who auditioned for the hillbilly roles in Deliverance but were rejected for being too stereotypical and scary. It's battle cry of "I'm gunna spank yer donKEY!" at 140 dB was enough to drive the fanboi Gozerians to their knees, but not Our Intrepid Banana Hummocked Heroes. This was obviously a problem they could solve with the Power of Dance. more later... |
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