Memorable Quotes. - Page 61

Mark Skarr · 08-19-2011, 09:28 PM

In a reference to unattractive people having attractive mates:

Me: "Like Ted Bundy."
MonkeyFist: (Leans over) "Al Bundy."
Me: "Al Bundy . . .. Al, Ted, what's the difference?"
Everyone: *riotous laughter*

Flyndaran · 08-20-2011, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

In a reference to unattractive people having attractive mates:

Me: "Like Ted Bundy."
MonkeyFist: (Leans over) "Al Bundy."
Me: "Al Bundy . . .. Al, Ted, what's the difference?"
Everyone: *riotous laughter*

Well, Ted Bundy might have had attractive mates... just not for very long. Ewwww, I offended myself with that line.

Bruno · 08-20-2011, 04:02 PM

Ordan, Dragonborn fighter, has now been set on fired by the wizard and the warlock: Just because I'm a dragon doesn't mean I'm fireproof, you racist!

Flyndaran · 08-20-2011, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruno

Ordan, Dragonborn fighter, has now been set on fired by the wizard and the warlock: Just because I'm a dragon doesn't mean I'm fireproof, you racist!

In WOW not even the fire elementals are immune to fire damage.
But funny none-the-less.

Bruno · 08-20-2011, 05:54 PM

In D&D not many things are flat-out immune to fire, but they certainly do exist. Ordan just is not one of them.

The difference between "Resist 5" and "immune" is vast, especially when you're talking about taking 15-25 damage in a single blast, and then being set on fire for a nice DoT effect.

hatch · 08-21-2011, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke Bunyip

a shopping centre (aka mall) which has be transported to a backwater hellish dimension.

Redundant.

Luke Bunyip · 08-21-2011, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hatch

Redundant.

You've been to Craigieburn?

Koshka · 08-21-2011, 07:26 PM

We're getting a couple players up to speed on the post-apoc scenario we're running. For the record, the game is starting roughly 80 years after disaster.

Player 1: (in the course of explaining why the large cities are abandoned) Picture New York City, but it's been 80 years since anyone did any maintenance on the infrastructure.

Player 2: So, unchanged from today.

Player 3, to Player 1: He has a point ....

Flyndaran · 08-21-2011, 07:37 PM

After 80 years much of the distinctive aroma of New York aka hobo urine might have faded somewhat.

vicky_molokh · 08-23-2011, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyndaran

In WOW not even the fire elementals are immune to fire damage.
But funny none-the-less.

In the Molten Core raid they are, making Survivalists, Destro Locks and Fire Mages useless.

08-19-2011, 09:28 PM	#601
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. In a reference to unattractive people having attractive mates: Me: "Like Ted Bundy." MonkeyFist: (Leans over) "Al Bundy." Me: "Al Bundy . . .. Al, Ted, what's the difference?" Everyone: riotous laughter

08-20-2011, 04:02 PM	#603
Bruno Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada	Re: Memorable Quotes. Ordan, Dragonborn fighter, has now been set on fired by the wizard and the warlock: Just because I'm a dragon doesn't mean I'm fireproof, you racist! __________________ All about Size Modifier; Unified Hit Location Table A Wiki for my F2F Group A neglected GURPS blog

08-20-2011, 05:54 PM	#605
Bruno Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada	Re: Memorable Quotes. In D&D not many things are flat-out immune to fire, but they certainly do exist. Ordan just is not one of them. The difference between "Resist 5" and "immune" is vast, especially when you're talking about taking 15-25 damage in a single blast, and then being set on fire for a nice DoT effect. __________________ All about Size Modifier; Unified Hit Location Table A Wiki for my F2F Group A neglected GURPS blog

08-21-2011, 07:26 PM	#608
Koshka Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Omaha NE	Re: Memorable Quotes. We're getting a couple players up to speed on the post-apoc scenario we're running. For the record, the game is starting roughly 80 years after disaster. Player 1: (in the course of explaining why the large cities are abandoned) Picture New York City, but it's been 80 years since anyone did any maintenance on the infrastructure. Player 2: So, unchanged from today. Player 3, to Player 1: He has a point ....

08-21-2011, 07:37 PM	#609
Flyndaran Untagged Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon	Re: Memorable Quotes. After 80 years much of the distinctive aroma of New York aka hobo urine might have faded somewhat.