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Old 01-24-2020, 03:02 PM   #1541
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Played Vampire the Masquerade and my character is a "flower child" from the 60's, constantly surrounded by a huge cloud of weed smoke. So when one of the characters offered me a cigarillo I just said "I do not smoke... tobacco."
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Old 01-25-2020, 01:50 PM   #1542
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The occult WWII campaign:

PC: "What's the boss of those [Nazi] magicians doing?"

GM: "Having a significant personal revelation. His great plan is a smoking crater on the runway, and he needs to come up with a new one, quickly."

PC: "Very Limited Disadvantage (Callous Towards Necromancers) can be quite fun."
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Old 01-26-2020, 12:42 AM   #1543
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Ben: "We can't take you in there! Not wearing that!"
Sierra: "What's wrong? Why not?"
Ben: "Those men have sworn a vow of celibacy. Like their fathers. And their fathers before them."
<beat>
GM (OOC): "Stop it!"
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Old 01-26-2020, 04:53 PM   #1544
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Mark: “I was going to give Bobb a hard time, but realized he didn’t change the defaults. There is no TL3 automobile.”
Bobb: “Fred Flintstone would disagree with you.”

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Kay: “I’m not going to write that down—no one will get that but [the GM] and me.”

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Party is in a MacDoogal’s joint.
GM: "Everyone give me a HT check."
Kay (ooc): "Remind me not to eat here again."

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GM: "All these people have a sign floating over their heads, 'I am an NPC; you can abandon me.'"
Kay (ooc): "No, the signs say, 'We’re extras; if we die, we don’t get paid.'"

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Oren: “Not at terminal velocity.”
GM: “Not terminal for you, anyway.”

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Remy: “There are a bunch of vehicles moving on the road—but it’s more like one of those old-timey football games.”

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Remy: “It’s a good thing we have this giant map that we’re only using a corner of.”
GM: “Isn’t that the way all games go?”

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GM: "It’s going to do what all quadrupeds do to a downed predator."
<GM places 3d model on downed figures and it promptly overbalances and falls.>
Dr. Myers (ooc): "Fall over."

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Remy: “I don’t wanna tell the police how to do their job, but you might wanna shoot at the dinosaur.”
Cop: “Whadda think I’m trying to do?! You know how hard it is to aim when you’re peeing yourself?!”

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Kay (OOC): “Don’t worry, if the Steggo hits you, it’ll just hit you in the leg.”

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GM: “Yeah, it runs over and starts Riverdancing on them.”

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GM: “Oh, no, it was an area-effect stomp.”
Remy: “Yeah, he Riverdanced all over that area.”

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Kay: “They’re all boys until I determine otherwise.”
GM: “Oh, no, It’s obviously a boy—it’s brightly colored.”
Remy (OOC): “Is it happy to see her?”

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Kay: “I look at the cop: Are we in a looting situation?”
Cop: “It’s never a looting situation!”

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GM: "Remains fall on you from the giant bird circling overhead."
Kay: "Jesus Christ!"
Oren (ooc): "I don’t think it was His remains."

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GM: “They don’t have machete’s here.”
Kay: “What kind of store is this!?”
GM: “They have a gardening section, not an adventuring section.”
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Old 02-01-2020, 08:20 PM   #1545
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"How about this figure?"

"That appears to be an extremely constipated individual of indeterinate gender."

"I can not nay-say you."

"What about this one?"

"Ah, that's a Wulfgar from the Salvatore books. While it is incorrect in every literal detail it at least shows some of the proper spirit."

later

"Vaska approaches the doorway, sets his hand upon the image of the sacred feline and says _Here kitty, kitty_."

"Well, that's closer than_Open, Sesame!_."
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Old 02-09-2020, 05:05 PM   #1546
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Ruby: “We’ll put him in a mobility scooter.”
GM: “You’ll Stephen Hawking him? But instead of a computer, give him a Speak-N-Spell?”
Kay: “YES!”

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Remy (OOC): “There’s one manager at Target who’s been Zombie-Apocalypse-prepping for years, and they’re BSODing because it’s dinosaurs.”
Ruby (OOC): “Is his name ‘Burt Gummer?’”
GM (OOC): “You wouldn’t be that lucky.”

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Officer Jackson (NPC): “Is everything okay? We see Officer Jones out there, is he okay or has he thrown in with the crazies?”
Ruby: “Yeah. Consider him compromised.”

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Kay: “I will sit on his back and throw basketballs at his tail, and he’ll bat them at our enemies. I have artillerized my Ankylosaurs.”
(They eventually upgraded this plan to propane tanks.)

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McGuire (NPC Anky; OOC): “It’s dangerous to go alone—take an anky with you.”

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Remy: “I mean [Kay’s] obviously crazy, but it seems to be working.”

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GM: “[The Deinonychus] like you and Remy the most. Followed by Dr. Meyers. Oren and everyone else, they’re classifying as ‘emergency food supplies.’”

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Remy: “The more this goes on, the more sure you are Kay had something to do with this.”
Ruby: “Yes.”

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Kay: “Oh, yeah. You get promoted. You are now ‘least likely to be fed to the Deinonychus.’”

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(about the giant honey bees)
Kay: “I don’t want them following us!”
Ruby: “Now you know how I feel [about the dinosaurs].”
Kay: “Yeah, but you’re not scared of them.”
Ruby: “That’s good to know.”

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Kay: “She’s going to stay up there, with the bees.”
<beat>
Kay: “She’s got ‘her-bees.’”

--

(Seeing lizardmen riding in howdahs on the back of brachiosaurus)
Ruby: “I’m going to radio down stairs and see if they understand what’s going on?”
Officer Pollock: “See it, yes. Understand it, no.”
Ruby: “That’s fair.”

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Ruby (OOC): “I’ve already named my queen: Bee-yonce.”

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Old 02-10-2020, 10:55 PM   #1547
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Remy (OOC): “There’s one manager at Target who’s been Zombie-Apocalypse-prepping for years, and they’re BSODing because it’s dinosaurs.”
Ruby (OOC): “Is his name ‘Burt Gummer?’”
GM (OOC): “You wouldn’t be that lucky.”
No, he probably has one hand that's been replaced by a chainsaw. Target was the only job he could get after S-Mart folded...
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:05 PM   #1548
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Remy: “The more this goes on, the more sure you are Kay had something to do with this.”
Ruby: “Yes.”
I’m Kay’s player. I just wanted to add a little more to this one.

Kay: “Come on! I was minding my own business at McDoogal’s, had my head in my backpack, when an earthquake started. Then there were dinosaurs running down the street.”
Ruby: “You probably had something to do with the earthquake, too.”
Kay: (inarticulate sounds of denial) “You know what? Yeah. I caused the earthquake. I got all the sauropods in the city to Riverdance in unison for 30 seconds.”
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:02 AM   #1549
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No, he probably has one hand that's been replaced by a chainsaw. Target was the only job he could get after S-Mart folded...
Again, they wouldn't be that lucky. It would probably be the "Pointy-Haired Boss."
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Old 02-11-2020, 08:56 AM   #1550
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Player 1: "Can I use Professional Skill (Torturer) to prevent him from concentrating well enough to perform a ritual, but without increasing the risk of death beyond his [already horrific] wounds?"
GM: "Yes. That is in fact a very reasonable use of the skill."
Player 1: "I roll a ten."
GM: "That's a success by 10. You win the Quick Contest and the long-suffering 'Saucy Jack' writhes in torment and tries to scream, but only succeeds in swallowing a lot of water, as you carve thin slices from his face."
Player 2: "Should I be concerned at how high your skill at torturing people is?"
Player 1: "This is not even my Final Form."
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