01-13-2013, 08:51 PM | #71 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
84. May not as a GM make a anyplace Named Hazzerd. It most certainly may not be a local Duchy.
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01-18-2013, 02:43 PM | #72 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
85. I cannot make a character code named "The Flying Scotman." Especially if he flies and wears a kilt.
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01-18-2013, 02:58 PM | #73 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Or allow the local royalty to appoint a pig as a local leader.
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01-19-2013, 01:16 PM | #74 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Indeed. though I wish that had occoured to me.
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01-20-2013, 03:53 PM | #75 | |
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Quote:
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01-20-2013, 06:11 PM | #76 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
86. I am not allowed to study up on theoretical physics for any character concept after I blew up half of new york with the man who runs at the speed of light by arguing any non light object that goes light speed would cause a nuclear reaction.
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02-04-2013, 12:32 PM | #77 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
87. I must not carefully confuse Captain Lethbridge-Stewart (son of the more famous Brigadier) into believing that a professional assassin is the latest incarnation of The Doctor. However, once I have done this, I am permitted to keep it going to avoid being shot by both parties.
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02-05-2013, 03:13 AM | #78 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
88. D&D 3rd - My L14 Wizard does not need to take Improved Initiative solely to prevent the party fighter from ever getting to do anything. Killing the monsters from 900' away by using Maximized Fireball to force 'Save or Die' Fort saves has already made him sad.
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02-05-2013, 03:33 AM | #79 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
89. While DMing D&D Encounters - If the party ever asks the names of three human NPC's who are unnamed in the module I may never again have them introduce themselves by saying "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darrell; and this is my other brother Darrell."
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02-05-2013, 06:35 AM | #80 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
#90 No longer am I allowed to come to Role Playing parties in a loin cloth and my mom's bra going by the name of Brahzan the Barbarian.
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