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Old 06-18-2017, 03:59 AM   #1231
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Teo (opening a fridge): “Oh! The milk’s gone bad.”
Raven (OOC): “The milk’s gone bad and is holding the cheese hostage!”
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Old 06-18-2017, 04:04 PM   #1232
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Luna: "I'm gunna have Stephanie deliver a message."
Stephanie: "How is this a message? It's just a middle finger . . . oo-oh."
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Old 06-18-2017, 05:09 PM   #1233
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"I've Lucked this First Aid roll from critical failure to critical success."
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Old 06-27-2017, 03:26 PM   #1234
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"They called it Icarus? If they build a passenger transport will they call it Titanic?"
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:51 AM   #1235
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Shadowrun. The group walks into a bar.

GM: "The music playing is the anthem of the Confederated States."

Player: (sings) "Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?"
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:12 AM   #1236
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Player: "Shall we summon the ghost of Kaiser Wilhelm II next session, then?"
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Old 07-05-2017, 04:29 PM   #1237
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Brittany, who works in the same department as me, but I haven't seen in about a year due to different schedules, came looking for a paperclip, which I have in the back of my top drawer. The front of said drawer is full of various over-the-counter medications (everything from acetaminophen to Zyrtec) one might need in an office.

Me: "The pharmacy is in the front, because that's what everyone is usually looking for.
Brittany: "I thought you said 'the pharmacy is a front.'"
Me: "My pharmacy is a front? For what? The smuggling and black market distribution of office supplies?"
Brittany: "You haven't changed at all."
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Old 07-09-2017, 09:11 PM   #1238
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GM: "All right, as you get over to the shaft, make a Perception check."
Stephanie (OOC): "I'm just looking at the shaft."
GM (OOC): "Shut your mouth."

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Rio: "I reach out and touch the mirror, where the images overlap."
GM: "You got that second character ready?"
Rio (OOC): "Uh, I'll need like five minutes."
GM: "No, just kidding."

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Rio: "No, you use Matt. If anything happens, just grab his feet and act like the mirror is on fire. He'll turn into the beast, and we'll skip that step."

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GM: "Then again, 'stupid-complicated' is par for the course with magic."

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Rio (OOC): "So, the school is going to know that someone was going through their files because they'll come in on Monday and the printer works."

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Teo: "I don't have search, but I do have re-search."
GM (OOC): "You have to use search first, before you can re-search for it."

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After a phenomenally bad research roll from Teo:
Rio (OOC): "Hey! It's the 'L' from the Motor Pool!"

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Teo: "Does anyone find this a little odd?"
Rio: "No. I do not find it a little odd, I think you used the wrong adjective."

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(Upon finding an online comic/manga detailing events that happened to the previous party who have vanished)
Angel: "I think I've seen this movie."
Rio: "I think we're IN this movie!"

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GM: "Freddie solves the Hellraiser cube and releases Franken-Gimp."
Angel (OOC): "Oooh, is that Drag Queen's nemesis?"
GM (OOC): "I think it has to be."
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Old 07-09-2017, 09:26 PM   #1239
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"In the Marvel Universe magic is like the violin. It's an easy instrument to play...badly." (In explaining why Doctor Strange wants to prevent publication of a Spellcasting for Dummies book.)
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Old 07-10-2017, 09:39 AM   #1240
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(GM) "As you approach the castle you see a large and rusty portcullis."

"In previous edition Krak would know exactly what to roll against."

(GM)"As you enter the dining room you see an elegantly laid out table with all sorts of delicious looking food on it and sparkling golden wine in goblets."

"Krak grab leg of roasted animal and start eating."

(Ipaxif) "Ah! the good stuff! I wonder if it's the new bottling with my picture on the label?"

"No, Krak sure this vintage. What! Krak drink every bottle of good wine he ever find!"

"Oooh! That look important. Krak think we should break it."

"Oh yeah!"

"What do you think it does?"

"It give Strahd magic powers."

"How do _You_ know that!"

"This Strahd's castle. Strahd got magic powers. That _thing_ not possibly useful for anything else."

(GM) "As you strike the giant crystal with your magic the entire tower shakes like it's going to fall down. What do you do?"

(Ipaxif) "I stick myself to the wall with Spider Climb!"

(Rarngrim)"I retreat to the outer wall and brace myself against it!"

(Iona) "I go the entrance and stick only my head and arm inside so I can just barely see to cast spells on the crystal!"

"Krak get out of tower. Get out of way of spellcasters' fun. This why Krak not only got most hit pts, Krak keep them too!"
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