Memorable Quotes. - Page 93

SolemnGolem · 11-09-2014, 10:37 AM

Another one of my PCs (male) recently had an evening's tryst with their guild's Company Head (female) after a soiree.

The Company Head is extremely well respected and also regarded with a certain degree of fear. She's also in her sixties.

Quote:

Company Manager: It's sad. You spend your entire life working for the Company, and loving the Company, and then...

PC: ...yes, the Company doesn't love you back.

Company Manager: Well, the Company doesn't love some of us back...

johndallman · 11-09-2014, 12:13 PM

PC, in e-mail discussion:

"And if Kurt Gödel isn't a Cabalist, he damn well ought to be!"

RogerBW · 11-14-2014, 03:21 AM

"You've certainly seen the Norwegian naval ensign before, but you're pretty sure last time it didn't incorporate a skull dripping blood." -- playing GURPS/Torg, out on the North Sea.

Dwarf99 · 11-14-2014, 02:13 PM

the GM (me) speaking to an elven druid with the OPH "dirty hippy":
"But everyone's totally disappointed because you could clean up so nice if you would just apply yourself"

Fred Brackin · 11-15-2014, 05:32 PM

"No. Body hair optional."

"Chomp not need anger management issues."

"But Chomp is _smiling_ at people!"

"Should I send these papers to the most literate person in your group?"

This lead to a non-verbal quote as Chomp, a genetically engineered killing machine, standing behind and above his human companion, energetically nodded and pointed to his friend.

Disliker of the mary sue · 11-17-2014, 04:23 PM

" Maybe we should give the Barbarian a word to attack on, maybe like Go"

"Hm but go is too common a word, maybe something we don't use in normal conversation"

"Keep taking about me like I am a dog and I will leave your bodies a bunch of bloody chunks."

Dwarf99 · 11-18-2014, 11:22 AM

Chunks is a good attack word.

Dead Monky · 11-19-2014, 10:54 PM

"I hate you, son of a bitch! Everyone's gonna die horribly. Aren't they? Or go insane. Or go insane and then die horribly. Something like that. Just watch."
One of my players to me. The group was in a room used to imprison an ancient, insane god; there was a big, red button on a panel with a bunch of warnings (which their characters couldn't read); and her character is very, very curious (fails self-control rolls a lot). In the end, no one died or went insane, but I had a good laugh as they panicked after the inevitable button press.

Some gems from earlier in the same place:
"Is there porn?"
"There's porn?"
"Can we steal the porn?"
"Why am I taking underwear from dead people?"
"Wooo! Porn and booze!"

Phantasm · 11-21-2014, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwarf99

Chunks is a good attack word.

I prefer "Wait!". No one ever expects people to attack after yelling at them to pause for a breath. ;)

Fred Brackin · 11-21-2014, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbrock1031

I prefer "Wait!". No one ever expects people to attack after yelling at them to pause for a breath. ;)

On the other hand, when a Barbarian yells "Ragnar will drink your healing potions!" people know what's coming but it's pretty disheartening anyway. :)

11-09-2014, 12:13 PM	#922
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. PC, in e-mail discussion: "And if Kurt Gödel isn't a Cabalist, he damn well ought to be!"

11-14-2014, 03:21 AM	#923
RogerBW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: near London, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. "You've certainly seen the Norwegian naval ensign before, but you're pretty sure last time it didn't incorporate a skull dripping blood." -- playing GURPS/Torg, out on the North Sea. __________________ Podcast: Improvised Radio Theatre - With Dice Gaming stuff here: Tekeli-li! Blog; Webcomic Laager and Limehouse Buy things by me on Warehouse 23

11-15-2014, 05:32 PM	#925
Fred Brackin Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. "No. Body hair optional." "Chomp not need anger management issues." "But Chomp is _smiling_ at people!" "Should I send these papers to the most literate person in your group?" This lead to a non-verbal quote as Chomp, a genetically engineered killing machine, standing behind and above his human companion, energetically nodded and pointed to his friend. __________________ Fred Brackin

11-17-2014, 04:23 PM	#926
Disliker of the mary sue Join Date: Dec 2012	Re: Memorable Quotes. " Maybe we should give the Barbarian a word to attack on, maybe like Go" "Hm but go is too common a word, maybe something we don't use in normal conversation" "Keep taking about me like I am a dog and I will leave your bodies a bunch of bloody chunks."

11-19-2014, 10:54 PM	#928
Dead Monky Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Midland, MI	Re: Memorable Quotes. "I hate you, son of a bitch! Everyone's gonna die horribly. Aren't they? Or go insane. Or go insane and then die horribly. Something like that. Just watch." One of my players to me. The group was in a room used to imprison an ancient, insane god; there was a big, red button on a panel with a bunch of warnings (which their characters couldn't read); and her character is very, very curious (fails self-control rolls a lot). In the end, no one died or went insane, but I had a good laugh as they panicked after the inevitable button press. Some gems from earlier in the same place: "Is there porn?" "There's porn?" "Can we steal the porn?" "Why am I taking underwear from dead people?" "Wooo! Porn and booze!" __________________ "I'm gonna go rescue all the babies in town. Only the babies." -Jake the Dog Last edited by Dead Monky; 11-19-2014 at 10:59 PM.