Memorable Quotes.

[Dwarf99]

Gremlin (who is noted for wearing the skin of bandit humans she has slain): I have Leatherworking!

Robot: Not the kind of leather you want...

[Goblobber]

After a perlonged period of Star Trek jokes;

Me: We just had a close encounter of the nerd kind.

Also: They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom- cos were slaves, see?

(In reference to an orphanage) Kick down the door, kill the monsters, and take their stuff!

As Gm, talking as the BBEG:

Now is the winter of our discontent... Biyatch.

[Goblobber]

Playing a detective:

Stop and/or I'll arrest you!

[Goblobber]

Following a werewolf attack on an isolated town, the party are looking for a doctor, when asked for his whereabouts, the town cleric points solemnly to a pile of corpses. The following conversation ensues;

B: Excuse me, we need some healing can you help?
GM: Who are you asking?
B: The Doctor.
GM: Barnes, he's in the pile of corpses.
B: What? is he busy?
GM: ... no?
B: I shout louder.
GM: He doesn't answer, funnily enough.
B: Is he deaf?
GM: ...
B: Oi! Doctor! you ignorant bastard!
GM: Barnes? He.. is... in... the... corpses!
B:... oh, he's dead then?
GM: YES!
B: Oh right, I thought he was after the fillings.

[Goblobber]

Another from today;

Me: Ok, your in town, what are you going to do?
B: I'm going to the shop
Me: Oh right in that case, were gonna break for a bit, how long do you need?
B: For what?
Me: To go to the shop...
B:... Lyon, I meant IC...
Me: ... oh.

[RevBob]

Originally Posted by Goblobber

Following a werewolf attack on an isolated town, the party are looking for a doctor, when asked for his whereabouts, the town cleric points solemnly to a pile of corpses. The following conversation ensues;

B: Excuse me, we need some healing can you help?
GM: Who are you asking?
B: The Doctor.
GM: Barnes, he's in the pile of corpses.

Y'know, given this description, I probably would've made the same mistake. I would not have assumed the doctor was dead based on that, but rather that he was examining them, or that perhaps there was some triage going on by the pile.

But then, I have just watched the entirety of M*A*S*H, so perhaps my perspective is a bit skewed.

[quarkstomper]

In a super-hero game; my daughter, Gamera Rose, plays a character with gravity-altering powers:

GAMERA: What can I do? I can make things light!
ME: Well, you also have Rapier Wit with a Technique in Sarcasm.
GAMERA: Oh, like that's going to be SO helpful.
ME and another PLAYER simeltaneously: See?

[Jürgen Hubert]

Great quotes - they inspired me to create a Wiki to store them and other "war stories"...

[Þorkell]

Originally Posted by Jürgen Hubert

Great quotes - they inspired me to create a Wiki to store them and other "war stories"...

Just how many wikis have you created?

[Gamer_Zer0]

Originally Posted by Þorkell

Just how many wikis have you created?

didn't you get the memo,he's going for a world record,lol