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Old 06-23-2019, 07:34 PM   #1481
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Det. Dean (much put upon head of metahuman investigations) -- An invisible meta? Is that possible.

Gateway: Haven't seen one.



Sleazy Producer: What about our last musicial, Silence!

Gateway: Hadn't heard of it.


Fitzhugh, PrimaTech Security Team -- I've fought psionic cockroaches, a bipolar chimp with illusion powers, a robotic Roman, and, oh yes, Woe-dents. But you're telling me this dandelion seed is a threat?

Gateway: It blew in when the desolid cannibal tried escaped thru my teleportation gate and accidentally shifted it to parallel dimension.

Fitzhugh: Alright then. Not a dandelion seed. Got it.


MetalFella (child of a mad scientist): Well, we're not going to find out what the seed does unless we plant it.

Gateway: See! See! Nobody reads the comics.

[Eventually, they autoclaved it.]
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Old 06-24-2019, 08:59 PM   #1482
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At least they didn't see a plant that ate a wyvern and tried to eat their ship, and immediately decide they needed to find a way to not get eaten long enough to collect some seeds.
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Old 06-30-2019, 05:00 PM   #1483
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Fireball: “I don’t mind booze—I can’t drink it, but I don’t mind getting it thrown at me. It teaches whoever throws it a valuable lesson about chemistry.”

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Seven: “Maybe after this, they will honor us with another feast!”
Queenie: “We will feast on Justice! Tell me where these Dire apes are, so they may taste Campbello’s Fury!”

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Seven (OOC): “Queenie’s battlecry should be ‘Cleansing the food chain!’”

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Seven: “Ah! Important safety tip—thank you, Queenie.”

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Seven: “High-Five, Fireball!”
Fireball: “Think that through.”

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GM: “Cue Benny Hill music.”

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GM: “Like worrying, you can curse as a free action.”

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GM: “The two braziers are burning, but don’t seem to have any fuel in them.”
Fireball: “My brothers! Free yourselves!”

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GM: “They’re stalagmite chandeliers.”

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Magnus: “Fireball, get over there and give her a hand with them.”
Fireball: “Uhhhhhh.”

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Magnus: “So, how much of that Triger is left?”
GM: “All of it, it was killed with piercing attacks.”
Magnus: “Awesome. That would make a bad-[butt] cloak!”

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GM: “You’re pretty sure, at this point, that he was covered in monkey poo.”

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Magnus: “I’ll make some hideous drawing of the statue.”
Rassiri (OOC): “Apparently, some Chaos God.”

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Queenie (OOC): “I feel like Magnus is trying to turn into Elton John.”
Magnus (OOC): “Let me know if you find some Ruby Sunglasses.”

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Queenie: “My main tactic is to run in like a flaming parade balloon.”

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Old 07-04-2019, 10:41 PM   #1484
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Mark Skarr: "How did that evolve?"
Hand of Bobb: "Randomly."
<beat>
Mark Skarr: "Touché."

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de Rolo: "This one is unguarded."
Rachel: "With a little effort, they're all unguarded."

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Rachel: "Oh, man. These guys are chumps. I almost feel bad about this."

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Storm Raven: "What's the worse that could happen?"
Rachel: "Malta?"

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Rachel: "Remember--reinforcements are just a single teleport away."

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Firewall: "Wait--this was a Nemesis plot?"
de Rolo, Raven and Rachel: "It's ALWAYS a Nemesis plot."
<beat>
Raven: "Even when it isn't."

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de Rolo: "You gunna write that down?"
Rachel: "Maybe when we're not about to die."
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Old 07-07-2019, 08:17 AM   #1485
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"Wonder Dwarf Powers Activate!"

"Shape of a Mug!"

"Form of Ale!"
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"Wonder Dwarf Powers Activate!"

"Shape of a Mug!"

"Form of Ale!"
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "Whats unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "Ask a glass of water."

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James: "Am I going to have to go back [in time] and kick some Puritan [butt]?"
Lux: "That's not how it works."
James: "Jeremy Bearimy disagrees."
<beat>
Everyone: "WHAT?!"
GM: *Uncontrollable laughter*

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Old 07-08-2019, 12:50 PM   #1487
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<Meatshield> (having finally gotten a Teslactech levitation backpack prototype aftwr nearly a year in-game working on it) "I am Meatshield, Master of Magnets!"

<GM> [ Somewhere in Eastern Europe, a young Magnus (Magneto) wonders why feels the need to roll his eyes and kill someone.... ]
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"The Air Kami grab the Earth Kansen. Kansen goes up! Kansen smashes down! Good Night Kansen! Thank You Air Kami." Seppun Kenta (played by me) as quoth by the GM... (my eldest.)
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Old 07-14-2019, 05:08 PM   #1489
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Raven: “For someone with a name like ‘Shock Trooper,’ he really didn’t like lightning.”

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Seven (OOC): “That’s not a name, it’s unpronounceable!”
GM (OOC): “What’s wrong with Slonzekack Pibbrurt? It’s a perfectly cromulent gnome name.”

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GM (OOC): “Queenie’s goal is to get a carriage and turn it into a medieval food truck.”
Queenie (OOC): “[Player] and Queenie both want that.”

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GM (OOC): “Hang on, let me add that to the notes: Chocolandra, Lesser goddess of Chocolate. Symbol is a small silhouette of a bunny, missing one ear and a bite taken out of its tail.”

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GM: “As you have discovered, Dwarves are a natural defense against the lunacy of gnomes.”

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Seven: “No drunken shenanigans.”
Ozzodheak: “We’re kobolds—we don’t need to be drunk for shenanigans.”
Magnus: "True enough."

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GM: “The moneychanger feels the ring, and runs his tongue over it, and in it.”
Seven: “I don’t know that I want it now.”
Queenie: “Why not? That’s not much different from my job?”

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Queenie: “I don’t want to buy [the basilisk eggs], I want to confiscate and destroy them!”
Magnus: “Why don’t we confiscate them, and compensate them a fair-market value.”
Queenie: “I’m okay with that.”

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Seven: “Could we use [the basilisk eggs] for fishing?”
Queenie: “We wouldn’t like what that would summon.”

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Seven (OOC): “An Aussie dwarf, I like it.”
Sidrolin (OOC): “Well, they are from down under.”

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Sidrolin: “Well, we can chop the hands off a gnome—.”
Queenie: “I’m going to stop you there.”
Magnus: “No, they have to be made out of inorganic material.”
Sidrolin: “You didn’t let me finish: we cut off the hands then thrust them in molten iron.”
Seven: “Do we have to cut the hands off first?”
Sidrolin: “We don’t have to, but you’d be surprised how loud and long a gnome can scream for.”
Queenie: “I don’t think I’d be surprised at all.”

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Queenie: “Kobold traders in a floating dead turtle shell traded [the basilisk eggs] to us.”

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Seven: “Magnus, do you have destroy water?”
Magnus: “I have Fireball.”
Fireball: “Heyo!”
Quennie: “That’s a tentative yes?”

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Queenie (OOC): “I see the navy of Campbello sailing Gravy boats.”
GM (OOC): (Singing) “In the Gravy!”
Queenie (OOC): “Yes, exactly like that.”
Magnus (OOC): “No.”

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Queenie: “If there’s anything the chef appreciates, it’s being beefier.”
<beat>
Queenie (OOC): “My roommate didn’t want me to finish that joke.”

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Queenie (OOC): “So . . . our party consists of, a catman, a living fireball, a woman wearing a kitchen and the world’s most bedazzled mage.”
GM (OOC): “Still looking for ruby glasses.”
Queenie (OOC): “We can do a dinner theater thing!”
Magnus (OOC): “We’ve got the pyrotechnics covered.”

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Queenie: “I’ll pray for [the kobold traders], ask Campbello to pass on a blessing from one of the sea gods.”
Magnus (OOC): “Oh, lord. Bless their little hearts.”
Queenie (OOC): “Pretty much.”

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Queenie: “[Mother All-Spice] has a holy Teflon coating.”

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GM: “Some of them are still pulling on their pants”
Magnus: “Their efforts are appreciated.”

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GM: “The tents from the Chefs of Campbello are a little more festive then you would expect for triage . . ..”

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Seven: “Yes! Pirates are bad for business.”
Magnus (OOC): “Says the pirate.”

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Fireball: “He-ee-eey. This is an awful lot of gunpowder . . . be a shame if something happened to it.”
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