09-23-2018, 09:43 AM | #1391 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
(near the end of a chargen session)
"When the Holy Champion meets the shady end of the table will he even be able to figure out what they do for a living?" "Could you give us a copy of your fee schedule? We'd like to be able to figure out how often we can afford you." "No, when I haven't exterminated a sentient species for a while I think things are going above average." (from a flashback) "Sweetie? Mommy and Daddy need to leave town on business for twenty years. Will you be alright if we leave you alone?" "Sure Mommy! I haz fun!"
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09-23-2018, 04:43 PM | #1392 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Tabby: “Where are we going?”
01: “We’re not entirely sure where we are, so . . ..” -- GM: “Nanoforms are a form of monster thermometer.” -- (after finding a Cardassian ship in orbit) 01: “So, these Kardashians are generally hostile?” GM (OOC): “I heard you.” -- Tabby (OOC): “We need to bring back the hostages to sacrifice to the demon.” Alice (OOC): “I’m not okay with this plan.” -- Thane: “I took Absolute Direction.” GM: “The werewolf is your GPS. WPS: Werewolf positioning system.” |
09-24-2018, 06:09 PM | #1393 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
DM: "may want to swap 'intolerance(living)' for something that does not make you hate your companions."
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09-28-2018, 03:07 PM | #1394 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
So, I'm in TTS, prepping for our Sunday Game. I've got the interior of a building they're approaching mapped out with assets and am trying to build walls around it so I can obscure it from my players, when I start having some alignment trouble with some of the pieces I'm using. Hand of Bobb has just gotten up and come in to see what I'm up to.
Me: "Why is it doing that?" Bobb: "Why didn't you just put a hidden zone over the interior, and if you felt the need, you could just put a roof on that. Me: "Well, you see, the problem with that is . . . it's a great idea and I wish I'd've thought of that an hour ago." |
09-28-2018, 07:06 PM | #1395 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
We were messing around in the game channel earlier, and the player of our spellcaster started a Lina Inverse Dragon Slave, calling on Cytorrak (fella who empowers the Juggernaut and several of Dr. Strange's spells) for power to amplify it. Cytorrak asked for something in return.
Chelsea: "I got a little Russian orphan." Cytorrak (NPC): "You offer a soul that is not yours to trade. For what you are asking, you need to offer something of yours." Chelsea: *hesitantly* "I got pancakes..." Me: (OOC) Seriously, you're asking an entity on the scale of an Elder God for a boost in power, and you offer him pancakes? :) Chelsea: I feel like I owe you for that. Do you accept payments in Hostess Fruit Pies? Cytorrak: Not even a god can resist that yummy fruit filling... :9
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10-01-2018, 03:41 PM | #1396 |
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From my Fate Core Supers Game...
Our heroes have just rescued an uplifted chimp (Simian Templar) from a corporate tactical team and rival android centurions. The centurions belong to a mad scientist known for his woe-bots. Wildside: (in horror) They're Woe-Mans.... (Yes, I am looking for more bad Woe-puns). After the PCs realize that the chimp's scientist/handler was framed for distributing the meta-gentic drug to the public. Gateway: I'm back to suspecting the monkey. Later: Primate: (angry, Hulk-like) Not Simian, George. Simian stupid. Simian soft. Wildside: (Horrified again) Not Simian. He's Furious George. (Thank you guys for the monkey name puns a few months back.) |
10-07-2018, 06:01 AM | #1397 |
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
After they've finally killed the all the nasties, and the first cyclic on the poison in the spell-sword hits:
[Goblin healer]: "Why didn't you tell me you were bit by the medusa?!?" [Spell-sword]: "We were kinda busy at the time." --pause-- [Several people]: "And you were a statue!!" |
10-10-2018, 01:42 PM | #1398 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
More messing around in the channel as we were discussing the movie Stripes and the EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle, aka "one heavily-armed recreational vehicle."
Doc: Nice rig. I want one. Chel: Yep. We should totally steal it. Doc: No. Chel: It'd be fun. Doc: No. ... No. Me: Cut to: EM-50 driving down the road with Chel at the wheel as Molly Hatchet, "Flirtin' With Disaster" blares.
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10-13-2018, 05:35 PM | #1399 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"I am not a goblin! I am a short green dwarf!"
"Hey! You know me! I am all about the burning hands!" "Is his polearm sticking up out of the quicksand?" "No" "Then I use my Magic Hand spell to tie my rope around whatever is sticking up!" "That would be his neck." "Can't be helped."
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10-14-2018, 04:48 PM | #1400 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Thane: “I could animate them. Let me shove my hand up their [posterior]. ‘Hi, my name’s Bob!’”
Tabby: “I have telekinesis and shape plant, I—absolutely—could marionette these [guys]!” -- Tabby: “And that turned out to be a bad idea.” -- Saeko: “I’m going to run around excitedly and tell everyone the name of the ship.” Contessa: “I’ll give her a high-five. ‘Good job!’” -- GM: “It was not magic, but you can consider it magic if you want.” -- Contessa: “To Hell with science!” GM (OOC): “That’s not what Pinky would say.” Contessa (OOC): “I’m not Pinky! I’m Contessa!” 01 (OOC): “She’s more like the anti-Pinky.” -- GM: “He is Expositional Bob; not to be confused with Sideshow Bob.” -- Thane: “Thank you for being cold, toilet seat.” GM: “I’m not a toilet! Stop throwing up on me! I’m a repair bot!” |
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