The World of Dreams

[David Johnston2]

A cartoon-style magical girl who vomits up eggs that hatch into large insects.

[David Johnston2]

Civilization VI with something close to the cover art for the computer game. But when you open the box you find a board game.

[David Johnston2]

Two men who are missing the lower halves of their body. The intestinal grossness is limited by the fact that you can can't really see their dangling organs because those parts are glowing a bright yellow.

[David Johnston2]

A large park entirely enclosed by a wall with guards on the gates who let people in and out. But one of the guards is in league with a gang of criminals who are probably thieves and definitely rapists.

[capnq]

A cross between Sid Meier's Civilization and Iron Chef. Units have to be cooked, with different abilities based on the ingredients. I was losing because my main units were taking too much prep time. I was being overrun by less seasoned troops.

(The pun came in the post-dream analysis.)

[David Johnston2]

A mafia boss of bosses who is way too young for the part, maybe 20 or so. The other mafia bosses have all kinds of horror stories about his many ruthless deeds.

A tiny hydroelectric dam, like a scale model of the Hoover Dam, except that it has a metal slat on the dry side that flips up to reveal that it is partially hollow. Inside of the enclosure are a bundle of documents having to do with the design, construction and approval of the dam.

[simply Nathan]

GURPS adding an optional cinematic gun rule where all one-handed guns do 1d pi and all two-handed guns either do 3d pi or 1d pi with RoF 3, and all firearms have 1/2 D 50 and Max 100 range stats.

Now the weird part of the dream. This new GURPS rule immediately fed back into real-life and changed how powerful actual guns were.

[simply Nathan]

A massive cruise ship where each cabin door leads to an impossible staircase (for example, some on the top floor leading up a flight of stairs to a pair of normal household bedrooms, out the windows of which is seen an ordinary terrestrial neighborhood).

There is only a women's restroom, and it is barricaded from the outside.

[David Johnston2]

Sometimes dreams are just subtlely off. You go into a Macdonalds, and order a fish sandwich. Instead you get two chili dogs, a submarine sandwich, and a bottle of that high end pop you can get if you don't want coffee at a Starbucks.

[David Johnston2]

A mass of rotating interlocked cogs floating horizontally at about waist height on an adult. The only safe way to pass them would be to crawl on your hands and knees.