08-31-2016, 04:11 PM | #711 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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That actually what I was implying, that the hunter doesn't know his spouse is a super natrual creature and the spouse isn't are the hunter is a hunter. So they have to deal in their supernatrual meetup with for example... "those ******* in hockey mask shooting werewolves with silver bullets. 479. you spouse will eventually notice those thousands of dollars you spend on silver bullets. 480.If you spouse is a pale skined person who refuses to go out in the daylight and hangs out with a bunch of other pale skined people at night, your hunter is going to notice this sooner rather then later. |
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08-31-2016, 04:24 PM | #712 | |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Earth, mostly
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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08-31-2016, 05:57 PM | #713 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Mr. and Mrs. Smith give plot ideas for this.
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09-04-2016, 12:33 AM | #714 |
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Alsea, OR
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
481. I am no longer allowed to have the players to catch giant fighting chickens, especially not as part of magistrate duties.
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09-04-2016, 11:41 PM | #715 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
DIRE CHICKENS! XD
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09-11-2016, 11:47 AM | #716 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
482. While their is no rules against it, it is discourage to take as a wife the ex wife of another character who's break up was so bad she is listed as a enemy.
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09-12-2016, 11:34 AM | #717 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
483: Not allowed to yell "Hack the planet!" when accessing some enemy computer system.
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09-25-2016, 03:33 PM | #718 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
484: People are going to think your smuggling something illegal if your visible cargo is 54 tons of Styrofoam.
485. The Vagyr astriggator is not going to appreciate my lie of the cargo being one ton of Vagyr Pornorgraphy as oppose to a giant sapient insectoid. |
10-09-2016, 01:15 PM | #719 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
486. When I say I am eating a hipster pastry, I do not mean a pastry filled with the meat of a grinded up hipster.
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10-09-2016, 03:32 PM | #720 |
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Wednesday Addams will be most disappointed.
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