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05-30-2012, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maine, by the ocean.
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Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your ogre is so slow, the seasons move faster!
Your infantry are so dumb they think NBC means "nuke-bait in a can." Your GEVs are so effective, they make Herman Cain's pole numbers look good.
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05-30-2012, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Oregon
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your OGRE is so dumb it shoots pepper rounds at mobile infantry to make them disperse...
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05-30-2012, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Michigan
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your Ogre is so dumb it thinks LGEVs are less filling.
(with apologies to Robot Chicken) |
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05-30-2012, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ventura CA
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your Ogre's mamma is so fat, she's the Seattle Megafactory.
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05-30-2012, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Hex G1-1508
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your Ogre is...uh...bad.
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05-30-2012, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
To paraphrase an oldy:
If brains were ammo, your Ogre couldn't fire.
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05-30-2012, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Nova Brasília
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Are "pole numbers" the grades Herman gets at pole-dancing contests?
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05-30-2012, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Quote:
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05-31-2012, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Gen Con
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your Ogre's so dumb, it thought Mark I was what you did with a Sharpie.
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05-31-2012, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Yo! SJG snaps! your ogre is so slow....
Your Ogre's so dumb it cant tell a Command Post from a Starbucks
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