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Old 06-19-2020, 05:34 PM   #31
David Johansen
 
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Gnome Co #2 Brique
Don't mistake this for one of those substandard bricks made by other companies! The Gnome Co #2 Brick is fire hardened by master brique makers and favored by masters of the ancient art of Briqujuitsu. These fine red blocks have six holes for maximum finger placement, not two, four, or eight like some other inferior brands we could mention. A Gnome Co #2 Brique is suitable for all your building projects but it's also a lethal weapon. Combined with two Gnome Co Soques it can be broken and made into two whiling cyclones of death! One for you and one for a friend or dual weild like a true master! Briques are also a great way to bridge communications gap with your enemies! All you need is a Gnome Co felt tipped pen, a Gnome Co note pad, and a window and you can guarantee your message will let them know how you really feel about them. Even if you're illiterate!
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Old 06-23-2020, 11:00 AM   #32
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Gnome Co #2 Brique
Bravo Sir! Balanced, Fine, and Ornate definitely apply here.

That said, smaller aficionados may prefer the #2a "Briquette".
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Old 08-19-2020, 09:20 PM   #33
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Gnomco Dragon's Teeth

Plant one of these enchanted teeth in the earth and watch a fully formed, equipped, and trained Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ grow in only 2d-1 seconds!
  • Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ not guaranteed to be friendly, non-hostile, or even unzerk
  • Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ may not technically have a soul - do not use for ritual sacrifice
  • Dragon's teeth not actually teeth
  • Dragon's teeth not actually related to dragons in any way
  • If Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ begins to vibrate, withdraw as expeditiously as possible and seek hard cover
  • Do not taunt Gnomco Dragon Warrior™
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Old 08-22-2020, 11:51 AM   #34
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Bravo Sir! Balanced, Fine, and Ornate definitely apply here.

That said, smaller aficionados may prefer the #2a "Briquette".
Or #2b Let 'Em Get Over Mini-Briques, for use as caltrops.
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