10-04-2020, 04:58 PM | #1641 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Melissa: “You can work for me. I’ll pay you to test my poisoned food.”
Skald: “You’re going to feed me, and pay me to feed me? You’re my best friend ever!” Raquel: “Definitely a teen-aged boy.” Daska: “Definitely. We’ll not talk about what’s missing.” Raquel: “We don’t know if it’s missing—and I’m not examining him that closely.” -- Melissa: “All right, brain, I don’t talk to you much, but what do you know that I don’t?” -- Daska: “Do you have anything that will put the rat to sleep?” Raquel (OOC): “I don’t have a sleep or binding spell—the GM said they were too OP.” -- GM: “The 3rd ring will be nicer places, but more expensive.” Raquel: “Yeah, but less stabby-stabby.” Daska: “More gabby, less stabby.” -- Raquel: “Yeah—this isn’t puberty. And I’m pretty sure it’s not even a metaphor.” -- GM: “And now we’ll check in on Melissa and Skald.” Melissa (OOC): “Everything is on fire and covered in honey.” Raquel (OOC): “Skald is screaming, but he’s not sure if it’s in horror or amazement.” <beat> Raquel (OOC): “But, he’s sure this is still the most excited he’s ever been.” |
10-08-2020, 07:34 PM | #1642 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
[NOTE: Will is a rogue modron.]
<Drake> Xerxes is a humanoid creature? <Xerxes> He’s an outsider, but a human. <Drake> Not a valid target for __ person spells, then? <Xerxes> Tiefling are outsiders. <Drake> Well then. Drake doesn't take enlarge person. <Will> Doesn't work on me either. <Will> which means you can't <Will> double the cube |
10-09-2020, 10:07 AM | #1643 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Gurps Traveller. The pc are looking for a missing person and start to ask around.
Vargr corsair: "Okay, I go to the next Vargr, the one who is roasting cats on a stick over a fire in a garbage bin." GM (who has not described any npc at the location): - Other players: Grin GM: Grins also, then "okay, because this is a space station at the rim of the empire, his burning garbage bin is a hologram, and the cats are made of soy beans. He happily sells you one, but has not see your man." It is for moments like this that we play the games.
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10-11-2020, 05:57 PM | #1644 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: “These guys are coming to take the garbage. To the dump.”
Skald: “AHA! I hide in the garbage.” GM: “You could do that.” Daska (OOC): “You could hide in the wagon.” Raquel (OOC): “Or follow them.” GM: “Nope, going with hiding in the garbage—roll camouflage.” Daska (OOC): “It’s the impulsive thing to do.” -- Melissa: “What do my bees say about what Skald is doing?” GM: “They said he climbed into a box and got thrown into a wagon, and apparently took a nap.” Raquel (OOC): “They say he saw some people, giggled manically, and dove, head-first into a box.” Skald: “That’s exactly what I did.” -- GM: “They have a lot of different animals-on-a-stick.” Raquel (OOC): “In her search for chocolate, she makes the mistake of getting a ‘Brownie-on-a-stick.’” -- Raquel: “Hey, guys . . .. Where’s Skald?” GM (OOC): “He’s getting trashed.” -- Raquel: “I’m gunna sit down. That’s making me sick. Raquel will go back to the library-proper, sit down, and put her head down for a bit.” Daska: “That’s not good. The magic person thinks magic is bad now.” Raquel: “I still like magic, that’s just not good.” Daska: “It’s fine, it just makes my eye burn.” Raquel: “That’s just because you haven’t peed yet.” -- Raquel: “You remember what a fire-hose is, right?” Har’ron: “Yeah.” Raquel: “It was like drinking from one.” -- Melissa: “No! I can’t do this without anesthetic. I rub some herbs on the doll, and then eat some.” Raquel: “I was wondering who needed to be anesthetized—you or the doll.” |
10-12-2020, 10:16 AM | #1645 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: The doll’s head comes off.
Melissa: “No!“ Raquel: I pick up the head and put it on the table. Daska: I reach over and turn it so it’s not looking at me. |
10-16-2020, 09:22 PM | #1646 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Triste: What skill can be used to commit war crimes?
peruses: dentistry Saw this on the discord and I had to share. ;)
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10-18-2020, 06:10 PM | #1647 | |
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Quote:
-- Harvey: "I've never met anyone like you." Traci: "I'm a medium." Harvey: "I'd call you a 'small.'" Traci: "Yeah, I'm also on the run. I'm a small medium at large." <beat> Traci: "It was a joke." Hana (from another game): "No, jokes are funny." -- After a traumatic (and non-work-safe) statement made to Chi. GM: "She's standing there blinking, you think it might be morse code." Traci (OOC): "I break out a morse code translation app. Chi. Dot. EXE. Has. Stopped. Responding." -- GM: "The ganger throws a rock at [the werewolf] because he's unable to tell the difference between a dog an a wolf. And he doesn't have danger sense." <beat> GM: "Or common sense." -- Simon: "My contact number is the top one in your phone." Mary: "I see. Why did you spell your name with a 'P?'" Simon: "So I come up before any other 'Simons.'" GM: "Good save." |
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10-26-2020, 07:52 PM | #1648 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"You are not tying my ankles, if you try, I will fight you!"
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10-27-2020, 03:39 PM | #1649 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "The guy manages to get another shot off with the EM gun, make another HT roll."
Blackwolf (OOC): "Say hello to your friends--[makes barfing sounds]." <beat> Blackwolf: "Does that count as intimidation?" Everyone: "Eeyuu." (Blackwolf is a werewolf) |
10-29-2020, 03:50 PM | #1650 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"This bomb bay is permanently sanctified."
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