Memorable Quotes. - Page 80

Flyndaran · 05-07-2013, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asta Kask

Are you saying Moses's wife was a Communist? :)

I feel like making an Animal Farm pig joke, but feel that might be in bad taste. ;)

Dwarf99 · 05-08-2013, 11:14 PM

A early industrial revolution game...
The party needed coal for some reason I can't remember so half of them decided to go to a rail yard to get some. They were had by the security personnel and had a small fire fight. When they got back one of the uninvolved players asked how it went:

"We had to fight off some gangsters. "

vicky_molokh · 05-09-2013, 03:55 PM

Party is examining a TL10 automatic kitchen

GM: And there are cooking programs that are definitely written by the little dragons. This is clear from the fact that there are no integers greater than 8 in use, and no cycles, and some very weird treatment of time.
me: No cycles? What about gotos?
Big Cheetah: I'll take a look at their elegance of programming style and the supposed results
GM: Oh yes, there are gotos. A lot of them.
me: Hardcore.

johndallman · 05-12-2013, 10:27 AM

"Let us not start naming planets after conspiracy theories in our first extra-solar system. Save that for number 23."

vicky_molokh · 07-08-2013, 10:38 AM

CSAF: "It is hard to count to seven, when there is only five of you." - in reference to the hive-mind consisting of five little dragons (seven is the size of a complete hive unit).

Hemlock · 07-09-2013, 01:32 PM

After making an ex-military PC that specializes in Demolitions for a near future, post apocalyse campaign which focuses on finding and destroying the cause of the apocalypse ...

GM: "So, what is your character's name?"

Player:"Urkel. Steve Urkel."

GM:"Oh god, help me."

Phantasm · 07-10-2013, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hemlock

After making an ex-military PC that specializes in Demolitions for a near future, post apocalyse campaign which focuses on finding and destroying the cause of the apocalypse ...

GM: "So, what is your character's name?"

Player:"Urkel. Steve Urkel."

GM:"Oh god, help me."

Somehow, I'm thinking the Player wanted to be the cause of the apocalypse. ;)

Hemlock · 07-10-2013, 11:14 AM

Comic incompetence plus explosives plus post-apocalyptic baddies ...

Equals Hilarity.

Until you roll a critical failure on your demolitions skill roll ... ouch.

Eben · 07-10-2013, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hemlock

Comic incompetence plus explosives plus post-apocalyptic baddies ...

Equals Hilarity.

Until you roll a critical failure on your demolitions skill roll ... ouch.

Urkel never gets hurt though. It's always someone else.

Flyndaran · 07-10-2013, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eben

Urkel never gets hurt though. It's always someone else.

Odysseus with an annoying voice. I always referred to that as "Gilligan Luck" before I ever read the classics.

05-09-2013, 03:55 PM	#793
vicky_molokh GURPS FAQ Keeper Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Kyïv, Ukraine	Re: Memorable Quotes. Party is examining a TL10 automatic kitchen GM: And there are cooking programs that are definitely written by the little dragons. This is clear from the fact that there are no integers greater than 8 in use, and no cycles, and some very weird treatment of time. me: No cycles? What about gotos? Big Cheetah: I'll take a look at their elegance of programming style and the supposed results GM: Oh yes, there are gotos. A lot of them. me: Hardcore. __________________ Vicky 'Molokh', GURPS FAQ and uFAQ Keeper

05-12-2013, 10:27 AM	#794
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. "Let us not start naming planets after conspiracy theories in our first extra-solar system. Save that for number 23."

07-08-2013, 10:38 AM	#795
vicky_molokh GURPS FAQ Keeper Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Kyïv, Ukraine	Re: Memorable Quotes. CSAF: "It is hard to count to seven, when there is only five of you." - in reference to the hive-mind consisting of five little dragons (seven is the size of a complete hive unit). __________________ Vicky 'Molokh', GURPS FAQ and uFAQ Keeper

07-09-2013, 01:32 PM	#796
Hemlock Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. After making an ex-military PC that specializes in Demolitions for a near future, post apocalyse campaign which focuses on finding and destroying the cause of the apocalypse ... GM: "So, what is your character's name?" Player:"Urkel. Steve Urkel." GM:"Oh god, help me."

07-10-2013, 11:14 AM	#798
Hemlock Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. Comic incompetence plus explosives plus post-apocalyptic baddies ... Equals Hilarity. Until you roll a critical failure on your demolitions skill roll ... ouch.