Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG - Page 31

Dwarf99 · 11-29-2013, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Charleson Mambo

I seem to remember something about Uranus maybe having carbon oceans, with diamond icebergs floating on it.

WHY ARE WE NOT MINING THIS?!

Donovan · 11-29-2013, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwarf99

WHY ARE WE NOT MINING THIS?!

Because we're not quite ready to get to and start drilling in Uranus, we're not even to the point of going back to the Moon yet.

If there's a pun, it's not intentional this time.

Dwarf99 · 11-30-2013, 12:07 AM

Oh I actually knew all that, and I am saddened that I didn't have a handy dandy picture of Peter Griffin to go along with my last post.

crretin · 11-30-2013, 11:38 PM

194) My character can't have *interpretive dance" as his only language

Nereidalbel · 12-01-2013, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by crretin

194) My character can't have *interpretive dance" as his only language

Did you not have Cannot Speak or Mute?

crretin · 12-01-2013, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nereidalbel

Did you not have Cannot Speak or Mute?

Actually I didn't make any character like this at all. I just thought it would be funny. This is a list parodying welshy's list. If I made any of the characters I said on this list I would be kicked out of gamin group without a moments notice.

Nereidalbel · 12-01-2013, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by crretin

Actually I didn't make any character like this at all. I just thought it would be funny. This is a list parodying welshy's list. If I made any of the characters I said on this list I would be kicked out of gamin group without a moments notice.

Heh, mine are all true...

Agemegos · 12-01-2013, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by crretin

This is a list parodying welshy's list.

And Welshy's list was of things that he had actually been ordered not to do, and mostly of thing he had been ordered not to do again or not to do any more.

As a compendium of things GMs and players have actually been told not to do any longer this list is amusing and funny. If we just all spammed it with deliberately stupid ideas it would be pathetic.

robkelk · 12-01-2013, 08:13 AM

195) Not allowed to hijack an aircraft and tell the pilot to fly to the destination it was heading for anyway, even if I think the GM wants to keep the party split up.

(I was the GM for this one, not the player.)

Ed the Coastie · 12-01-2013, 09:01 AM

196) No longer allowed to "accidentally" leave "red herring" references and maps around where my players can notice them.

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crretin Join Date: Mar 2013	Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG 194) My character can't have *interpretive dance" as his only language

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Ed the Coastie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona	Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG 196) No longer allowed to "accidentally" leave "red herring" references and maps around where my players can notice them. __________________ "It's never to early to start beefing up your obituary." -- The Most Interesting Man in the World