Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[thorr-kan]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

Halflings do tend to have better saving throws than any other PC ... so they are more likely to survive any traps that they do spring ... more likely, not guarenteed ...

And darned if that little midget sorcerer didn't keep coming back! So frustrating...

[Hemlock]

Eventually, we hogtied our Halfling and started a tradition of 'Halfling bowling' to clear the hallways of traps.

Worked well, until we lost the Halfling to a pit with a spring-activated cover ...


And years later, we had someone try to bring a friggin' Kender into our campaign ... we turned it into a pinyata.

[crretin]

177) my character isn't the god of nudists

[Ed the Coastie]

178) No longer allowed to "help" the newbies create their characters.

179) No longer allowed to refer to and address the other PCs "meat shields" or "ablative armor".

180) No longer allowed to hire other PCs to serve as my personal body servants.

181) No longer allowed to portray any member of the Justice League. This specifically includes Apache Chief.

182) No longer allowed to base my superhero characters from the "Superheroes" skit on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

183) My super-speedster cannot have his powers mitigated by "Only when unclothed."

[RevBob]

Originally Posted by Ed the Coastie

183) My super-speedster cannot have his powers mitigated by "Only when unclothed."

"Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too late...

[crretin]

Originally Posted by Ed the Coastie

178)
183) My super-speedster cannot have his powers mitigated by "Only when unclothed."

Let me guess, his superhero name is "The Streaker"

[crretin]

184) The DM doesn't care that my monk doesn't need armour, he still needs to wear pants!!!

[Nereidalbel]

Originally Posted by crretin

189) The DM doesn't care that my monk doesn't need armour, he still needs to wear pants!!!

But pants offer protection, and thus they are armor!

[kaulesh]

185) Roleplaying is fine and dandy, but I should probably take some useful spells if I dump so many points into magical ability.

We're limited to two colleges starting out. As I'm an exterminator, I chose food as my primary college pretty much solely for Poison Food. Fire followed naturally as my second college, with basically my only decent offensive spell being Flame Jet. Seeing as there was a decent amount of combat, it got quite a bit of use.

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by Ed the Coastie

183) My super-speedster cannot have his powers mitigated by "Only when unclothed."

Originally Posted by crretin

189) The DM doesn't care that my monk doesn't need armour, he still needs to wear pants!!!

Originally Posted by kaulesh

190) Roleplaying is fine and dandy, but I should probably take some useful spells if I dump so many points into magical ability.

I think we're missing numbers 184 through 188.