Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[Dwarf99]

Originally Posted by crretin

203) Using jars of wasps as throwing weapons is just rude

a) It's worse if we're catapulting large clay pots of them.

[crretin]

Originally Posted by Dwarf99

a) It's worse if we're catapulting large clay pots of them.

ouch..............

[Hemlock]

204) As GM, I am not supposed to have the evul army that is laying siege to the citadel come armed with catapults which fling large clay pots of every imaginable ooze, slime, and/or jelly ... the citadel may be made of stone, which won't 'melt' at the touch of an ooze, but the doors, bridges, rafters, and other support beams ... they are wood ... and the oozes will eat the buildings supports.

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by crretin

203) Using jars of wasps as throwing weapons is just rude

Okay, there's a story behind this one I have to read. ;)

[Anders]

I don't know about wasps, but Hannibal Barca allegedly used jars of snakes on the enemy ships of Pergamum in 190 BC.

[Hemlock]

During the middle ages, there were several cases of sieges in which the beseiging force lobbed diseased corpses over the town walls to sicken/ weaken the defenders.

Also happened in Bronze Age Middle East wars too.

Humans can be so ingenius at killing each other.

[Xavious]

205: After killing a lich and taking his zombie control wrist cuff that the GM strongly hints is evil I should not attempt to wear it.

205: a) This is especially true when playing a werebear and one of the other party members has a deep hatred of werebears and zombies.

[robkelk]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

204) As GM, ...

Originally Posted by Xavious

204: After killing a lich ...

We appear to have two #204s.

[RevBob]

204. If I am notoriously bad at math, my character is not to be in charge of the party's finances.

;)

[Xavious]

Originally Posted by robkelk

We appear to have two #204s.

Whoops, I didn't see there was already a 204 when I posted.