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Old 08-20-2016, 10:02 AM   #1111
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A couple from my After the End game:

Redfrost, a new PC armed with a semi-auto pistol, has just shot down three mutants in the time it took Kevin's PC to kill one with his bow:
Kevin: And that, folks is why Black Widow is better than Hawkeye.

In the first session of the game, the PCs recovered an astronaut in nanostasis and have been toting her body around for seven sessions. Now they have just discovered a stash (a deliberately hidden cache of goods) in the abandoned house they're searching.
GM: Okay, I didn't have a plan for this stash. Suggestions for what you find?
Eric: Homing arrows. HEAT arrows.
Bruno: Do fusion generators small enough to fit in this space exist?
Redfrost: Ooh! Someone in suspended animation!
Everyone else: We've already got one!
Bruno: (thoughtfully) Though it could be the astronaut's husband...
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:27 PM   #1112
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Me (OOS): At this point, Jool is becoming James’ own, personal Duncan Idaho.
MonkeyFist: (Blinks, thinks about it, and nods)
Other Gamers: Who?

Me (OOS): It’s like trying to explain that Jon Snow is the Kwisatz Haderach, then realizing that not only does your audience barely understand Jon Snow, they’ve got no idea what the Kwisatz Haderach is.
MonkeyFist: You’re only barely aware of Jon Snow.
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Old 08-28-2016, 02:01 PM   #1113
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Playing D&D 5th edition and we're attacked by Yugoloths.

Me: "Well, you know what they say. You can't spell friend without spelling fiend!"
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Old 09-02-2016, 07:33 PM   #1114
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"Okay, you step into the club. There's flashing lights and a lot of people on the dance floor. In a booth along the wall is a DJ. At the bar--"

"I make the DJ explode."

"You do what now?"
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:09 PM   #1115
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From the GURPS Rifts game:

<Kaelyn> "What's the deal with Atlantis?"

<Oscar> "Giant, inhuman monsters with magic and high technology. Their hobbies include eating sapients, slaving, and croquette."



We awarded him the Murder, Arson, and Jaywalking Award. ;)
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Old 09-11-2016, 11:46 AM   #1116
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Traveller charecter creation

"Why do I get less money paid out in benefits as a first petty officer then the guy who got fired because he got a bunch of people killed?"

"Because with the rest of the crew dead he was the only one left to payout these benefits in his ship lol."
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Old 09-14-2016, 11:07 PM   #1117
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“So he tried to fix the problem... with his penis?!”
“Well, when all you have is a hammer, all you do is nail people.”
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Old 09-18-2016, 06:34 AM   #1118
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Traveller

"Okay what I want to know is what was the cattle farmer doing with a psychic squid in the first place?" (basically we were trading live stock, farmer gave us a discount if we took this thing with us)

"well you know the in the farmlands entertainment is scarce, maybe after a hard day work he want's to unwind with a psychic squid."
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Old 09-21-2016, 08:15 AM   #1119
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Knight: I've molded these guys into a team that thinks with one brain. My brain.

Wizard: Well now we're in trouble.
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:07 AM   #1120
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Battle is about to begin, and our paladin of the war god just cast a preparatory strength-boosting spell on himself.

"Coach, no fair, that guy's juicing!"
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