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Old 02-08-2021, 06:17 AM   #1681
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Me: " it's 'Britney, b*tch.'"
I had a player say that followed by another player saying "Isn't your name Steve?" all IC.
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Old 02-10-2021, 04:46 PM   #1682
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"With Path of Mind 17, you have to be ethical. With Path of Mind 25, that's easy: nobody ever disagrees with you."
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Old 02-12-2021, 08:49 PM   #1683
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Raquel: "I got a bite."
Carol: "Oh?"
Raquel: "Yeah the developers want to meet with me at their corporate owner's offices . . .. Uh . . . Extensive Enterprises."
GM: "Executive Enterprises. But you are not wrong."

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GM: "After a bit, Amazon Crash Recovery Services shows up."
<beat>
Raquel (OOC): "It's been almost 25 years and you're still able to sneak that joke in there."
GM: (Evil laugh)
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Old 02-14-2021, 04:37 PM   #1684
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GM: “Point of order: Hi-potion do not make you high!

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GM: “I don’t know when he became Irish . . . but at some point he did.”
Ruby (OOC): “When he started drinking Guinness?”

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Ruby: “You say it will be less confusing, I don’t believe that.”
Guy: “No. I said it would make more sense—not that it would be less confusing.”
Ruby: “I don’t believe that either.”

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Guy: “Uh, I don’t think your Honda will run on Gummi Berry juice, but we can see about it . . ..”

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Kay: “We’re saving the world and we get a spaceship!”

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Ruby: “I’m going to take a picture of the three of us, and post it on social media with the hashtag, ‘last known photo’.”

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Kay: “To the tavern! I need a redbull.”
Barni Gummi: “You might want something stronger than that.”
Ruby (OOC): “I’d be careful, you might get a red bull to come out and ask ‘wut?’.”
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Old 02-17-2021, 05:49 PM   #1685
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I’m pretty sure that last line of Ruby’s was IC.
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Old 02-22-2021, 08:32 PM   #1686
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The only thing I have from the game was:

Ruby (OOC): "Everything Ruby says is in-character!"

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Stuff from discussing the next session with Hand of Bobb.

Mark: "Merlin will give you guys a mission to go into the Mysterious Waterway to retrieve an ordinary pumpkin."
Bobb: "We'll just go to the store and get one."
Mark (channeling Professor Farnsworth): "This is no ordinary pumpkin!"

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Bobb: "Yeah, Merlin gives us a quest to go into the sewer and kill ten rats. Sounds perfectly normal until we get down there and it's Disney rats."
Mark: "NO! You get down there and it's Rizzo and the rats."
Rizzo: "Whatareyadoin!? We're fightin' heartless down 'ere! We need your help!"
<beat>
Mark: "That's officially canon. I need a Rizzo figure, now."

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Old 02-28-2021, 04:41 PM   #1687
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Kay: “I say bad words!”
Ruby: “We’re rated ‘E for Everyone’, not ‘E for Expletives!’”

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Kay: “Can I smell pumpkins?”
GM: “Sure, give me a roll.”
(Kay rolls a 17)
GM: “You smell pumpkins everywhere!.
Karyl: “That may be signs of a brain tumor. How hard did that guy hit you?”
Ruby: “I’m going to have her do a road-side sobriety test.”

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GM: “Kay, you’re pretty sure you hear Archimedes laughing—but, it’s probably a hallucination.”
Kay: “Anyone else hear the owl laughing?”

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Karyl (OOC): “I’m gunna have to talk to Master Tone Loc—I mean . . ..”

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Kay: “I’m going to step and . . ..”
GM: “Wallop?”
Kay: “Yes. Wallop!”

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Master Ton Lor: “Ruby, do you have any questions you can articulate?”
Ruby: “No. None I can articulate. Just, please don’t let Yuffie talk to Kay. If she learns any of that ranged ninja shenanigans she’ll just become a terrorist.”

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Karyl: “I don’t know how useful a gummi-moped will do us in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Does everyone know how to swim?”
<lo-oo-oo-ong pause>
Karyl: “Okay, maybe we should see if anyone can teach us how to swim . . ..”
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Old 03-05-2021, 08:43 AM   #1688
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D&D game, the party rogue is a male Tabaxi (a cat-person). He's just been asked by another character whether we need to worry about noise when we open the door he just unlocked.

What the player meant to say: No, I oiled the hinges.

What the player said: No, I sprayed the door.

(To be fair, the player had been doing some home maintenance before game, including spraying WD-40 on several hinges. We're reasonably sure the Forgotten Realms doesn't have that magic potion, though :) .)
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Old 03-05-2021, 10:01 AM   #1689
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D&D game, the party rogue is a male Tabaxi (a cat-person). He's just been asked by another character whether we need to worry about noise when we open the door he just unlocked.
Of course a cat-person would know how to pick locks. Cats hate closed doors. I wonder how often such a character would pick a difficult lock, open the door... and then promptly walk away.
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Old 03-05-2021, 12:10 PM   #1690
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And spend ten minutes unable to decide whether they wanted to go through the door or stay on the same side.
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