08-16-2017, 03:23 PM | #1251 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "You're doing a wonderful impersonation of an upper-class sheep-fancier."
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08-21-2017, 01:10 PM | #1252 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
James: “Because if I caught the guy, I’d put him in a hurt cannon.”
Arin: “A hurt . . . cannon?” James: “It’s like a hurt locker, but more permanent.” -- GM: “Make a perception check.” James: “Six, so, by critical.” (James’ PER is 17) GM: “Now, make a fright check.” James: “Four—waste of a perfectly good, hard Critical Success.” GM: “The driver has been replaced . . . by Sabrina.” James (Physical tic of my left eye twitching) GM: “You critically succeeded your fright check.” James: “That might not have been by enough.” (Sabrina is a practical joker who has developed a complex about James. His Precognition, and included Danger Sense, have allowed him to avoid all of her jokes.) -- Teo: “How did you know fire would work on it?” James: “Doctor Hibbert.” Teo: “He’s an expert on monsters?” James: “Nah, it’s just his cure for everything. Mine too.” -- James: “If this gets any more weird, it’s going to challenge my love life for complexity.” Angel, Duke, Duncan, Matt, Teo: “Not possible.” GM (OOC): “The word you’re looking for is ‘unpossible.’” |
08-23-2017, 02:41 PM | #1253 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "We cannot allow a Neo-Otyugh gap!"
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08-28-2017, 12:57 AM | #1254 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Maid Knight: “You’re very coherent for a crazy person.”
James: “Don’t let that put you off, there are times I’m totally incoherent.” -- Maid Knight: “What are you looking for?” James (Goes into a twenty minute explanation detailing the “Shattering of Jool” and his efforts to find her fragments including details about why he thinks a fragment is here, how and the logic used to make these determinations). Maid Knight (After recovering from mental stun): “No. Why are you here, on top of this roof, right now?” -- James: “They’ll also tell you that I tend toward the paranoid.” GM (OOC): “That’s what you think they’ll say.” James: “No, they say it to my face.” -- James: “Yeah, I’m working on a costume.” Arin: “Do we need to stage an intervention?” |
08-30-2017, 02:49 PM | #1255 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
RogerBW: "The crochetpocalypse started in such a mundane way..."
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09-02-2017, 09:41 PM | #1256 |
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "I won't have you threatening the city. If you really want Undertrove's help, help me win the election."
Cookie: "I'm not threatening. I'm offering to be an example of why hiding doesn't work." Evan: "...erm. What can a bunch of outsiders do in a dwarf town's election?" Evan: "Do we even constitute a 501(c)3?" Cookie: "A what?" Evan: "I... don't know where that came from." |
09-03-2017, 06:54 PM | #1257 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From today's game
(Krak is holding a severed head by the hair and banging it against the wall) "All you screaming dead people can get out now!" Later "You! In the skull! Krak said get out _now_!" Also (to a pair of iron golems) "Krak not like you! You got bad breath!" Also later "Here. Bleeding Girl need healing potions much more than Krak." which is a terrible thing for a barbarian to say to a rogue. To Strahd "Eternal life? Where you get eternal life? You dead." Even later "Eternal life huh? Not talk so much after Krak drive quarterstaff through chest!""
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09-10-2017, 06:00 AM | #1258 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Terry: “I think letting Blinky loose on them would constitute a war crime.”
(Blinky is a shoggoth living in the basement, not a clown. “He’s” reasonably friendly and cordial, but, no one really looks at him. He talks through the basement door.) -- Heaven: “Are you familiar with ‘hentai?’” Blinky: “I’m a tentacle monster living in the basement with access to the internet. I am hentai!" -- Heaven: “Hey, Ana, remember Ghostbusters?" Ana: “Um, yeah . . ..” Heaven: “Specifically Ghostbusters 2?" Ana: “Yea-ah?” Heaven: “Think we could put Blinky in one of those things?” (beat) Heaven: “And spray it all over the enemy. Talk about a war crime!” -- Terry: “So, what do we do with her?” (Indicating a captured enemy scientist) Blinky: “I’ll fire up the Barbie!” Heaven: “No!” Terry: “That’s cannibalism!” Blinky: “Only for you.” |
09-16-2017, 06:05 AM | #1259 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: “Make a Research roll.”
James: “Three!” Lux: “James finally figures out how to use Google.” James: “Apparently, you don’t just keep hitting ‘I feel lucky’ until you find something close.” GM: “Make a fright check.” James: “Seven, so, by a lot.” GM: “The guy’s head splits open and a snake-head comes out.” James: “Punch to the face—eight, so by nine. Number 34, do not change into a snake, it never helps!” (link to Evil Overlord List.) (at the end of the previous quoted fight) James: “Is Maid Knight okay?” GM: “She’s kinda frozen up.” James: “I’ll gently shake her. Hey, you gunna be okay?” Maid Knight: “Eep. Yeah, I think so. Just not gunna watch Harry Potter by myself for a while.” James: “Yeah, don’t even think about Dreamscape.” |
09-17-2017, 08:58 AM | #1260 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Bliizar: "What is anyone afraid of?"
Evan: "Forgetting. Being anchorless. Having the ground shift beneath your feet and the sky cave in over your head." Wendy: "... there we go. Earthquakes." Evan: "...oh, yeah, I guess the literal interpretation works too."
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