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Old 04-18-2018, 08:35 AM   #1351
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GM: "Looking carefully, and more closely, you can see that it's a necklace, with a honey-comb as a pendant."
Sera (OOC): "Honeycomb's big?"
GM (not getting it): "Yeah. Fairly large, it's about two inches across."
Sera (OOC): "It's not small?"
GM: "No. Oh, lord."
Should I be happy that I have no idea what's going on here?
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:45 AM   #1352
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Should I be happy that I have no idea what's going on here?
This video should clear it up for you. It is, of course, part of a long series drilled into people of the proper age when they were children.
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Old 04-29-2018, 06:41 PM   #1353
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GM: “The Militia is keeping an eye on the enormous, armed, flying creature and the two mythical creatures. Ah! Wyverns are real.”

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Kay: “Absolutely. Take it, fix it, send it back via carrier dimorphodon.”
GM: “Or Aven?”
Kay: “That would be ideal.”
GM (OOC): “Rich would request that Aven take some selfies with it first.”

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Aven (OOC): “Can we not call it ‘the zig,’ I have prison flashbacks.”
Kay (OOC): “CoH, yeah.”
All players and GM (OOC) (Sad sigh): “Yeah.”

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Kay: “Did I remember to bring popcorn?”
GM (OOC): “No, you only have the corn between Pod’s toes. You have Pod-corn.”
Kay (ooc): “I do not want that.”

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Kay: “Okay Rich, you gotta behave yourself, this is an all-girl field-trip except for you.”
Rich (OOC): “Dear Diary: JACKPOT!”

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Holly: “You people are really, really, weird.”
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Old 05-01-2018, 10:08 PM   #1354
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"She wiggles her fingers and stuff happens. Sometimes it's kinda like what she wants to happen."
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:14 PM   #1355
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GM (OOC): “Is Axe/Mace when you use body spray to try to repel an attacker?”

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Troy: “Which of the crazy things happening are you screaming about?”

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GM: “The two huskies seem to be occupied by your ex-coworker.”
Troy (OOC): “Unnamed, monster-thermometer NPC—No-oo-oo-oo!”

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Troy (OOC): “Acrobatics check! Parkour through the back window!”
‘Qoba (OOC): “Sure! No! Missed by one!”
Troy (OOC): “Oops, sorry. Let me roll that window down.”
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Old 05-09-2018, 03:02 PM   #1356
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PC: "OK, your necklace might work. But if it does not, we'll have to move up to stabbing him."
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Old 05-13-2018, 02:05 PM   #1357
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After being attacked by aquatic creatures:

Luna: “I went with the girls because I thought there was something fishy going on.”
Everyone else: (Loud groans and laughs)
Luna: “And, turns out, I was more right than I knew!”

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Luna: “It was as ugly as the Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean? Just smaller. I don’t mean that the ugliness scaled down, it was as ugly as the big thing, just concentrated in a smaller form.”

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Ana: “It’s a good thing you had [a ring of shapeshifting].”
Luna: “Yeah. Next time, I’ll try to remember to use it.”
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Old 05-13-2018, 06:16 PM   #1358
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While contemplating the abandoned alien base, a TL above ours, and how to bring the Total Matter Conversion plant and associated black hole communications array back on line.

Dr D: Is that black hole OSHA complaint.

AUD1: It has a railing!

Virgil: You need at least 2 levels of lock out/tag out for a black hole.

[It has a railing! became a session tag line.]

Marak: [To the alien engineer aghast at our manipulating his TL12 system and asking what we are.] "Humans! We get sh*t done!"
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:07 PM   #1359
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<Wild Mage upon awakening under a table in a tavern> Oooh. Where am I?

<Monk> You are Here. At the Center of the Universe.

<Wild Mage> At least I still have all my money. I suppose I have you to thank for that my friend. You are my friend aren't you?

<Monk> Let us say that you are part of my Karmic Burden and my presence near you is necessary to help restore Universal Balance.

<Wild Mage> "Karmic Burden" I suppose I should write that down.

Later

Wild Mage> Have we been here before?

<Monk> I have been here before in both body and spirit. You I am not certain about.
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Old 05-20-2018, 06:50 PM   #1360
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Troy: “I don’t need a hockey facemask. I’ll put the catcher’s mask on a zombie and it won’t be able to bite me.”

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Troy: “I’m going to give my batting helmet to Manny, so the next time he dives into a closed window it doesn’t hurt as much.”

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Troy: “Do I have a first aid kit?”
GM: “Nah, just a stick of icy-hot.”
Troy: “We can feed this to a zombie. It’ll work.”

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Jerrica: “I don’t want the airbag to go off; please drive carefully.”
Troy: “You overestimate how much I paid for this car.”

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GM (OOC): “I’ve got to run to the bathroom.”
Jerrica (OOC): “Have fun.”
GM (OOC): “Well, not too much fun.”

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Troy: “We’re in wine country, guys.”
Manqoba: “There shouldn’t be that many zombies in wine country.”
Troy: “That’s it! The zombies are a French conspiracy! They’re afraid of California wine!”

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GM: “Yeah, you’re right next to fatty, he smashes through the windshield.”
Jerrica: “I’m going to turn off the wipers.”

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Troy: “I’m sticking with the French anti-wine conspiracy.”

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Manqoba: “Do I have any chance of waking up any time soon?”
GM: “Make a HT roll.”
Troy (OOC): “So, ‘no,’ in other words.”

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Troy: “Here is my plan: As soon as I find the keys to the vehicle we want, I will grab an extra key. I will put that key in the key copier. Then, I will load blanks in as many spots as it has to make extra keys. I will turn it on, and run! That should bring all the zombies here, as we leave.”

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