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Old 01-22-2017, 05:25 AM   #1181
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Tabletop group from ages ago. We were discussing possible games, and one player wanted to run a V:tM game. The conversation turned to various inspirational novels and movies, and one person recommended a really bad one, one I'd seen earlier that week. Ultra low budget, horrible acting, you could see the fangs were thrift store plastic fake.

Me: "Vampire movies suck. That's inherent to the genre. But this one sucks and blows."
Other player: "So, it's a porno?"

Cue the chuckling from the rest of the players and the stern glare from the resident stick-in-the-mud. :)
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Old 01-24-2017, 11:12 PM   #1182
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Ana: "I'm getting a strong Millennium Falcon vibe."
Sherry: "Are you calling our ship a piece of junk?"
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Old 02-02-2017, 02:13 PM   #1183
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Officer Kandra Alishira was rescued from a gang by SWAT.

Kandra: "Did SWAT have to shoot anyone?"
GM: "No."
(Beat)
Kandra: "Did they anyway?"
I bet I can guess who plays that character. :)
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:42 PM   #1184
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Tucker: If we toboggan down the side of the spooky pyramid, this goes from being a horror game to Scooby Doo. Are you sure that's a line we wish to cross?
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:34 AM   #1185
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Upon meeting Mebahel, Lady of Peace Restored, Aethyr of Na˘th, decan of communication, language, imagery, symbolism, and teaching:

"Basque . . . why is it like that?"
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Old 04-12-2017, 03:21 PM   #1186
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Town leaders upon realizing they need a sacrifice to appease the gods:

Captain of the Gaurd: "It shouldn't be that hard to find a lamb and a calf, shouldn't it?"
Priestess: "We're a fishing village"

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Player displays pretty decent period pictures of characters.

GM (me): Where did you get those pictures?
Player: azaleasdolls.com - the perfect site for little girls and roleplayers.
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:42 PM   #1187
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"You get Einstein home, and I'll distract the volcano."
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:26 PM   #1188
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GM: "The bar is staffed by the Wu triplets, who were raised by their adopted father and trained in the paths of martial arts."

Me: "Ah, Master Wu, of the Tang clan. As they say, 'Copper rules everything around me; C.R.E.A.M. is the money, shiny shiny coins y'all.' "
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Holy Warrior: "I'm a holy man on a mission, so all of my actions are covered by the 'crusader clause'. "

Alchemist: "Yeah, but Crusader Claus brings the worst presents."
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Casey: Yay! I'm going to talk my way through this one. Unless it all goes badly awry.
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Casey: Aaaand it went badly awry...

He said this TWICE last night.
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