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Old 10-01-2016, 07:34 PM   #1121
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"New Rule! No screwing around with any candles we find!"

"Second New Rule! Nobody throws fire spells into rooms with alchemical looking stuff in them til the alchemist says it's okay!"
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Old 10-04-2016, 04:28 AM   #1122
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OOC comment a player made about shooting an NPC that sells explosives out of a trenchcoat:

"What's the worst that could happen?"
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Old 10-09-2016, 04:55 PM   #1123
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"The problem with Disney princesses is that they are really badly optimized."
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Old 10-09-2016, 10:11 PM   #1124
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Started a new IW game with two players who are new to RPGs in general. It went very well.

Me (to Todd): “Make a DX check.”
Todd: “By one.”
Me: “The invisible wall you’re leaning against disappears, but, you manage to catch yourself before you fall.”
Todd: “It’s gone? I shoot the guy who laughed at me!”
Me: “He didn’t laugh, he flinched—the bullet just didn’t penetrate the field.”
Todd: “Oh, sure. He’s laughing on the inside.”

Pinky uses her plasma torch on the inlaid, orichalcum pentagram they were trapped in, after the spell had been disrupted. The pentagram critically failed its HT check causing it to explode (rule of explosions).
Alistair: “I think she just destroyed the portal.”
Pinky: “I scienced it!”

Pinky: "I scienced the hell out of those guys."
Sherry: "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

Alistair: “You can’t really wash the ‘Nazi’ off of something like that.”
Sherry: “The plasma caster worked pretty well!”

Sherry: “Some of our party are rather violent, if you tell us what’s going on—”
Loud-speaker voice: “You’re traversing the dimensional road in a Thousand-Year-Reich vehicle, coming from the direction of a known base of theirs. You’ll understand if we’re a bit cautious.”
Alistair: “I grab Karl and leave the vehicle. I like these guys already.”
(Karl was a Nazi wizard they captured during their escape.)

Alistair (to Todd): “Do you know what incense is?”
Todd: “The smelly stuff you burn.”
Pinky: “No, it’s when you get really mad. You’re ‘incensed.’ Right?”

After the party has come into a hall where humans are walking, peacefully, alongside Elder Things.
Pinky (to their escort): “I have a question.”
Sherry: “What the [expletive deleted]?”
Pinky: “What the child said.”
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Old 10-10-2016, 09:12 AM   #1125
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GM: "So the warlock Ipaxif has cast Mirror Image and we now have four Ipaxifs."

Krak (sardonic Barbarian grammarian): "No. Ipaxi.".

Krak has surprising verbal skills for someone raised by wolves.
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:42 AM   #1126
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(Makes dodge roll after mortar explosion knocks over the tree he was using for cover.)

"B*****! You broke my tree!"
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Old 10-12-2016, 01:22 AM   #1127
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"I don't understand. If we are flying there how will our feet get wet?" - Coheli, SANDMAN Golden Child with the Literal-Minded quirk.
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Old 10-13-2016, 02:57 PM   #1128
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Player: "I want to do a lot of damage."
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Old 10-16-2016, 09:42 PM   #1129
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Pinky: “Are you human?”
Alistair: “I’d say I’m half-human.”
Pinky: “What half?”
Alistair: “My mother.”
Pinky: “What’s the other half?”
Alistair (thinking): “Do you know what a seelie is?”
Pinky: “No.”
Alistair: “I’m half-seelie.”

Alistair: “I want to know how you’re going to get your suit across the street without alerting the police.”
Pinky: “I’m cosplaying!”

Alistair: “Is there anything in here that looks like dimensional tech?”
Me: “That’s right over there.”
Sherry (OOC): “Yeah, they’re going to blow the police station into next week.”

Party is discussing which prisoner to take with them.
Pinky: “Which of these guys is the smallest? We have an elf, a lady and a child!”

Sherry: “She’s the less-intense version of ‘Callous.’ She just doesn't care."

Alistair: “No, you shouldn't send anyone behind the building.”
Roger: “That’s standard procedure.”
Alistair: “You have a standard procedure for getting your people killed?”

Alistair: “We came in the cookie delivery truck.”
Sherry: “So, obviously, he’s a Keebler elf.”
Alistair: “Now that’s offensive.”

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Old 10-19-2016, 03:14 PM   #1130
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Of the inhabitants of a dockers pub:

"They could go and join the Bloomsbury set - no, they aren't rich enough."
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