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Old 02-05-2013, 08:24 PM   #81
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Toltrin, you are a seriously disturbed individual indeed...which means you would probably fit quite well in one of my games. *laughing*
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:12 PM   #82
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91. The signal to charge in and kill everyone and everything in sight should never be "Wait!" :D
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:54 AM   #83
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92. No longer allowed to fill every spell slot with Glitterdust.
92A. No longer allowed to record my daily spell selection without GM approval.
92B. If the GM cannot keep a straight face at my spell selection, I must also get party approval.
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:13 AM   #84
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93. The goal of the Friday Night Gaming Group is *NOT* to reduce the session to the GM arguing with himself. In character. With distinctive voices.

Violators will be required to provided the Friday Night Gaming Group with a delicious treat next time we gather.

(Note to self: Given the highly competitive and skilled bakers and cooks gathered, this may be counterproducitve. At least until I DM again.)
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Old 04-02-2013, 12:38 PM   #85
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94. The Thief can NOT testify in court for her own defense. She will plea guilty and then shut up!
95. Not allow to terrorize towns people to protect them from BBEG.
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Old 04-02-2013, 04:49 PM   #86
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96. I am not allowed to keep fighting after being hit in melle combat, I should try to feign death and hope the enemy goes after my friends.
96.1 Specially after the second spear that pierces your brain.

96.2 I am not allowed to try to calculate what area of my brain was hit and gain corresponding disadvantages such as hallucinations and amnesia as a result of the brain trauma.

96.3 I should stop using the new dices I bought in LA, they keep trying to kill my gadgeteer.

97. I cant learn spells on my own unless I spend months researching and focused on it, but I can learn a spell in a day with a teacher.
97.1 I shouldnt try to develop spells on my own, the world needs me to badly
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:49 AM   #87
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94. The Thief can NOT testify in court for her own defense. She will plea guilty and then shut up!
95. Not allow to terrorize towns people to protect them from BBEG.
I have to ask what the story is behind these two.
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:55 PM   #88
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98: When creating my own magic system consisting of a heavily modified mash up of Syntactic Magic and Threshold Magic I should spend a great deal of time testing it and defining limitations of the system. This is especially true when the guy playing the mage is maniacal in and out of character.

99: I should stop asking the player with the rogue who has multiple stress-induced disadvantages to make excessive rolls just to get a laugh at when the disadvantages reveal themselves. Case in point, a mild case of rope burn probably shouldn't trigger phantom voices.

100: In the event the aforementioned rogues phantom voices are triggered when trying to hide from a search party on a ship trying to find him after he tried to steal from the guards and the captain on several occasions, the voices should not break out into singing "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

101: When giving the party the mission of finding their way to a frontier fort after being shipwrecked in an unknown area of a newly discovered continent with medieval-era technology I should give them more than a map and send them on their way (even if they had poor rolls to find stuff in the wreckage). Especially true when half the party is dyslexic and the other half doesn't know that.
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Old 05-08-2013, 06:27 AM   #89
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102: I am not allowed to drip blood on mysterious magical artefacts that fell from the sky within hours of finding them.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:37 AM   #90
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103. When a cat-race is announced for an MMO expansion, I am not to name my new character after my home feline. "S#!thead" is never an acceptable character name. ;)
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