Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by Anders

161) Even if I have Animal Empathy, and the text says I can use Influence skills on animals, I can't use Sex Appeal on a goat. I'll have to use the Technical Grappling rules to have my way with it.

162) Nor am I allowed to have my way with goats.

Now what did that goat ever do to you to deserve this kind of treatment? It's just baaaad.

[Anders]

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

You-Tube Video

[combatmedic]

Broos flee him, instead of the other way round.

[Anders]

Originally Posted by tbrock1031

Now what did that goat ever do to you to deserve this kind of treatment? It's just baaaad.

She led me on, the little hussy.

163) I am not allowed to explain the rules with interpretative dance

[Hemlock]

164) Neither am I allowed to attempt a rules explantion by communicating only thru tap-dancing, burping, and farting. I am supposed to use a language the other players understand.

164a) I am not allowed to speak in Klingon to explain my characters actions. Even if it is totally 'in character' ... because I am the only person in my gaming group that understands even the least amount of Klingon.

[crretin]

165) my character doesn't communicate with the language of naked dancing and stabbing

[Nereidalbel]

Originally Posted by crretin

165) my character doesn't communicate with the language of naked dancing and stabbing

What about naked dancing and randomly lighting people on fire?

[RyanW]

166) If I know the GM tends toward running combat heavy games, I shouldn't put all my skill points in Knowledge: Geology.

167) My medic with god-like First Aid skill should occasionally offer some medical treatment besides "Walk it off, soldier."

[crretin]

Originally Posted by Nereidalbel

What about naked dancing and randomly lighting people on fire?

that could work

[crretin]

168) paintball guns do not belong in LARP