10-22-2013, 01:30 PM | #171 |
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Re: Yet another 2000 things I may not do in an RPG
Holy crap we've got another one of these already?
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10-22-2013, 04:45 PM | #172 | |
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Re: Yet another 2000 things I may not do in an RPG
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Does whatever a hippo can; Squishes cars like they were ants, Eats the bad guys just like plants - Look out! Here comes the Hippo-Man!
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10-22-2013, 05:32 PM | #173 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
131. I am not to say that my cyborg is only half a meatbag to an HK droid. ;)
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10-25-2013, 09:19 AM | #174 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
132) I am no longer allowed to irritate my gf by asking her, "Is there anything else you'd like to purchase?" in a terrible mimicry of a certain Skyrim steward from Windhelm every time one of her characters buys something.
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10-25-2013, 10:22 AM | #175 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
133) I'm no longer allowed to let the Cyberpsi who's actually secretly an android anywhere near the Smart Grenades. The fact that he attached fins and Spoofed a "guidance system" onto them should not mean that his "Cyber Skillz!" acts as an impromptu Gunner (Grenade Launcher) skill.
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10-26-2013, 12:24 AM | #176 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
134)No longer allowed to list "Party members, thrown" as the Tank's ranged attack.
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10-26-2013, 03:08 AM | #177 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
135) I am no longer allowed to use Affliction: Advantage (DR 1, Can't Wear Armor).
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10-26-2013, 05:50 AM | #178 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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135b) And ESPECIALLY not on the Orc!
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10-26-2013, 08:09 AM | #180 |
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