12-03-2013, 07:34 AM | #821 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Omaha NE
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Saying this guy has overconfidence is like saying Dolly Parton has measurements."
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12-04-2013, 04:12 AM | #822 |
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
or Fuko P has measurements. I'm not gonna linky on account of NSFW so... yeah.
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12-05-2013, 10:08 AM | #823 |
Join Date: Dec 2013
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
A friend, many years ago:
"Wheel of Time was supposed to be a trilogy, I've been told. Well, I just finished book four. Jordan ain't wrapping this up any time soon." Last edited by srogerscat; 12-05-2013 at 10:17 AM. |
12-05-2013, 10:12 AM | #824 |
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
A friend of mine many years ago: "There are two comic book deaths that are never going to be reversed: Jean Gray and Bucky Barnes."
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12-05-2013, 10:39 AM | #825 |
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Sounds like a paraphrase of the comics adage "No one stays dead except Bucky, Jason Todd, and Uncle Ben" Although as of 2005, 2 of those have come back anyway.
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12-08-2013, 02:12 PM | #826 |
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Somebody died and it wasn't the immortal?"
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12-10-2013, 01:58 PM | #827 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From my Monday night Star Wars game a few weeks back.
Me (as GM): The console is non-functional. It looks as though someone shot it. Player: (ooc) Let's shoot it again! That should fix it, right? Me: Gotta love that Star Wars logic. :)
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12-10-2013, 08:05 PM | #828 |
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Player #1 is compiling some clues to figure out the mystery. Player #2 usually spends most of the game session sleeping. (In real life, not in game.) Player #1 is asking other players about their thoughts on the clues, when Player #2 adds something no one else thought of.
Player #1: (Stands there, looking at Player #2 as if he were an alien.) Sorry, I'm just surprised your awake... and talking! |
12-12-2013, 10:47 PM | #829 |
Petitioner: Word of IN Filk
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Longmont, CO
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Some time back, the PC hero in our one-on-one was in the midst of a deadly mystery ... but was also anxious about having to sing for the upcoming annual memorial for her mom. Which eventually brought on the following tirade from her brother-in-law's wife, Paula:
"You have serious problems on your plate. You have a psychopath stalking the company, you have a child that could come early at any time, you have a friend with cancer, for the love of Mary. Don’t you think worrying about how nicely you’re going to sing is a wee bit self-indulgent at the moment?"
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12-13-2013, 01:25 PM | #830 |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
As the Catalina flying-boat we had stolen started its takeoff run down the canal that leads to the Nile, a voice on the radio was audible: "Stop them, you fools!"
If you find yourself saying that, it's clearly time to read the Evil Overlord list. |
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