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Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
Greetings, all!
Just noticed this one, and it's really fun once you figure the out-of-context interpretation: Quote:
How about you - what funny or otherwise interesting quotes have you found throughout the books? |
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01-08-2011, 08:07 AM | #2 | |||
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
Two from the same source:
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01-08-2011, 12:57 PM | #3 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
Space, p. 26.
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01-08-2011, 05:15 PM | #4 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
"Don't eat the car!"
We were using mini-chocolate bars to represent cars the PCs had taken cover behind during a combat, one player absentmindedly grabbed one and started eating it...
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01-08-2011, 09:14 PM | #5 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
Not GURPS, but funny...
Someone's looking over some stuff I dropped, and says, "Nice silver." I reply, without even thinking about it, "It's just ordinary munitions-grade silver." He looks at me, and says, "Some words don't belong in the same sentence."
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01-08-2011, 10:11 PM | #6 |
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Possibilities:
1.) From a WWII OSS game: "With this acquisition, men, we now have strategic mobility."
"Sir, what we have is a bicycle with wooden tires." 2.) Generic game: "Don't worry -- this is going to be stupid, and funny too." 3.) Ditto: After snuffing four vampires: "The dog was more of a challenge." (It was, but it's too hard to explain.) |
01-10-2011, 01:05 AM | #7 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
For some reason this entry from the 3rd edition Firearm Critical Miss Table has always made me chuckle:
"If the weapon was a laser, blaster, or flamethrower, you are also on fire."
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01-10-2011, 02:39 PM | #8 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
"GURPS Special Ops, 2nd Edition"
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01-11-2011, 10:15 AM | #9 |
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Re: Most hilarious GURPS quotes (out of context or otherwise)
"Ve Have Vays of Making You Talk"
And, under that heading: "Ve vill have vaffles, vaitress!" and "Is gooooooot. Now you vill get me a non-dairy creamer". |
01-11-2011, 10:39 AM | #10 |
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