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Old 11-05-2017, 08:27 AM   #1291
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DM: "You're not taking this seriously!"

As the party embarked on wrestling the latest giant ape they'd encountered in the old TSR scenario Isle of the Ape.
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Old 11-05-2017, 06:50 PM   #1292
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James: “I need your help.”
Arin: “I’m not capable of providing the kind of help you need.”

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Pinky: “Someone get me a radioactive isotope and I can fix this!”

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Pinky: “Don’t shoot her; we don’t know if she’s a bad guy.”
Todd: “She’s got her gun drawn!”
Pinky: “So do you!”

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Todd: “How did you find us?”
Ace (talking dog): “I’m a very good dog.”

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Ace: “Your ship had some . . . non-standard parts, didn’t it?”
Pinky: “Dude, you have no idea. We have no idea.”

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Pinky: “Beyonce’s been dead for years.”
Kandra: “No, she’s alive. See, here’s her newest music video.”
Pinky (OOC): “Suddenly, I don’t want to leave anymore.”
Duncan (OOC): “Isn’t there something in your scriptures about worshiping false American Idols?”

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Pinky: “That sounds cancer-inducing.”
Ace: “That hasn’t been proven—yet.”

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(At a Chuck E. Cheese)
Todd: “I’m totally down with wherever Ace wants to take us. I’m now massaging my guns through the duster.”
Pinky (OOC): “You’ll get arrested if you do that near kids.”

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Todd (OOC): “What would Pinky do if she saw a TL6 pistol?”
Duncan (OOC): “Throw up a bit in her mouth.”

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GM: “Make a fast draw roll.”
Todd: “I critically fail (mock sobbing).”

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(after a string of horrible rolls)
Todd: “Again, I play it off like I meant to do it.”

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Ace: “There’s just another White Star Trading Outpost there . . . we don’t know if they have a conveyor. It’s not like they put that on their web page: We have a conveyor, come see it in action.”

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Pinky (OOC): “If I had my stuff, I’d be totally ‘Faster *****cat [puttytat], Kill Kill.’”

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Duncan (OOC): “Pinky is inclined to trust her, because she’s got a biblical name: Jayzee.”
Pinky (OOC): “As far as she knows, that’s true . . ..”

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Todd: “Todd’s going to slip Pinky the .38.”
Duncan (OOC): “Giggity.”

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Old 11-06-2017, 12:54 PM   #1293
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I forgot the one between Todd critically failing his roll and him taking credit for mistakes:

Todd (OOC): "You need to stop having me make rolls."
Duncan (OOC): "No, you need to start making your rolls."
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Old 11-11-2017, 08:47 PM   #1294
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"What did you do for Veteran's Day?"

"I played Call of Cthulhu with a veteran. Everybody seemed to have fun. Well all the real people at the table had fun anyway. The little fictional people in the game got carried off by flying monkeys and their high priest had his head explode."
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Old 11-12-2017, 07:06 PM   #1295
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Alistair: “Giving me a blaster would have been safer then access to a computer system.”

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Alistair: “I’m a shadowrunner.”
GM: “You have the opposite of Honesty: Dis-honesty.”
Alistair: “I wouldn’t go that far.”

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Eagle Eye: “How annoyed with them are you? I’ve been known to make people explode.”
Alistair: “I’m not sure I’m that annoyed, and it sounds really messy.”

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Alistair: “Any idea how they get their software updated? Please say Bluetooth.”

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Alistair (after a critical success on hacking): “I’m going to give them a software update: They are all toasters.”
GM (after rolling): “I am toaster. Please insert bread.”

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Eagle Eye: “I’d like to make a called-shot to his consciousness.”

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GM: “Eagle Eye, make a piloting roll.”
Eagle Eye: “This thing’s size-modifier gives me a bonus, right?”

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GM: “There are a bunch of angry people on the radio, now.”
Jayzee (OOC): “Your call is important to us . . ..”

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Alistair: “What do you think of magic?”
Eagle Eye (OOC): “She’s more a Pokémon player.”
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:53 AM   #1296
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Shadowrun. The runners are hiding in an abandoned building. The locals show up to collect the oxygen fee.

GM: "As they come closer, you recognize a group of dwarfs. They are wearing some kind of gang uniform."

Player 1 (best minion voice): "Banana!"
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Old 11-18-2017, 08:48 AM   #1297
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In a pre-game player survey I'm working on:

Please rate how cinematic you want the game to be, on a scale from My Dinner with Andre to anything by Michael Bay

Also: Please rate how prevalent you want aliens to be in the campaign, on a scale of Firefly to Farscape.
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Old 11-19-2017, 04:43 AM   #1298
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As the cabalists' ship is docking at Knossos in the Pearl-Bright Ocean, and the party are considering what might happen here:

"I brought string!"
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Old 11-26-2017, 06:01 PM   #1299
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Really short session today

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ETA:

GM (rolling): “Wells lets out a squeal and faints dead away.”
Jayzee: “Hey, did you find your missing little girl?”
Pinky: “No, Sherry never screamed quite so shrill or so much.”

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GM: “I am Alto.”
Eagle Eye (OOC): “Prepare for treble!”
/ETA
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Eagle Eye: “So . . . you’re gunna fight the darkness?”
Alistair (OOC): “With a Magic Missile?”
Eagle Eye (OOC): “That’s where I was going.”

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Pinky: “Yeah, the road’s made an 'impact' on our ship . . . more or less.”

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Eagle Eye (OOC): “Technically, one of them is still here. The one who got eaten by the deathclaw. He’s still ‘around’ the ship.”

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Pinky: “Pinky absolutely wants to pat him down, if you know what I mean.”
Todd (OOC): “All right!”

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Alistair: “This will officially be known as ‘Star Base Seven World.’”

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Pinky (OOC): “I just had the vision of Todd buckling himself into his barstool.”

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Alistair: “I’ll head for the least BDSM-looking unseelie one.”

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GM: “Well, you think it’s a menu—it could just be scribbles.”

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Jayzee: “I’m not rude, I’m just impulsive.”

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Alistair: “I’ll order a Whisky and branchwater.”
Eagle Eye: “Branchwater? Way to uphold the stereotype.”

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Alistair: “Are you dimensionally unbound?”
Bob: “Sure, we’ll go with that.”

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Alistair: “Things that are masses of tentacles that your eyes slide off of.”
Dan: “Ah, my ex-mother-in-law.”

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Jayzee: “Todd? Quiet Mission? Are you sure?

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Alistair: “You’re a female version of Bill S. Preston, Esq.”

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Bob: “Scum of hive and villainy.”
Jayzee: “My favorite kind.”
Bob (OCC): “um, wait, that came out wrong.”
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