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11-13-2012, 07:30 AM | #1 |
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Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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The rules; 1) This thread is not limited to just GURPS 2) Try not to start posts with 'especially if" 3) Avoid monotony, makes the thread easier to read. 4) Number Your Posts. This is the most important rule. 5) Have fun.
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11-13-2012, 08:50 AM | #2 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
1. I will no longer get drunk off apple juice and then farm the internet for ideas on what kind of god avatar to throw at my Players for the next session's encounter. It won't end well.
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11-13-2012, 06:37 PM | #3 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
2 If a dark god is angry at me personally, I need a better reason than "I beat him at checkers"
3 Not allowed to challenge dark gods to games of checkers. |
11-13-2012, 07:43 PM | #4 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
4. Never again will I allow psionics in my Planescape game. The rest of the party is on death's door, and Elan Shaper is wondering why she actually *gasp* took damage this time!
4a. Especially when said Psion has a personality based off the Tom Baker Doctor Who.
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11-13-2012, 09:18 PM | #5 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
5. I can no longer set up traps around the campsite during the midnight ambush the orcs set for us.
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11-14-2012, 01:13 AM | #6 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
6. I am not allowed to shout "Hanging's too good for him" when another PC is being executed.
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11-16-2012, 11:43 AM | #7 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
9. I am no longer to make a character with a hefty reaction penalty and then worm my way into being the party's face man.
10. Nor am I allowed to convince the other players to nominate another character not played by me but with heavy reaction penalties as the party's face man.
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11-16-2012, 01:00 PM | #8 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
11. After acing my fright-check for seeing the horrifying tentacled monstrosity, I'm not allowed to calmly quip: "This reminds me of my school girl days."
12. Not allowed to taunt the evil, poltergeist-like entity haunting the abandoned hospital with things like "An elevator full of blood? Really? I mean, it should have at least had, I don't know, blood-sharks in it or something. Are you even trying to scare us?" |
11-16-2012, 02:44 PM | #9 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
13. I am not to give the GM Ideas.
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11-17-2012, 02:47 PM | #10 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
14) Every suicide plan made in rhetoric is not to be taken as a challenge.
15) When the party kills my pet dire-snake, I'm not to respond by hunting down a new one the following day. 16) Dire Snakes are not suitable artillery munitions, regardless of effectiveness. 17) Sitting down to kippers is not an appropriate action after being assailed by 3 werewolves. The appropriate action is to clean up all the blood. 18) When the rest of the party returns home, "I made breakfast" is not the answer they're looking for to the question of "What the hell happened here?!" 19) Personal plans made during guerrilla tactics against an enemy fort shouldn't hinge on casually making a critical success to parry the first scorpion bolt.* 20) My character is an 8 foot tall, ST 25 half-giant. He is NOT a trapdoor spider. 21) [related] Relying on the enemies' fear of windows is not a valid battle strategy. *It worked by the way.
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