Horses Aren't Medieval Motorcycles

[RyanW]

Originally Posted by Turhan's Bey Company

Not zoned for dungeons. They'd have to move to the other side of I-35 for that. Ironically, though, that'd mean they'd have to give up the shark tank.

That's easy enough to get around. Put in a small window and it qualifies as a bedroom. I know what you're thinking: natural light ruins the effectiveness as a dungeon. Just darken the walls a few extra shades to compensate and let the window (suitably barred, of course) serve as a reminder that freedom is forever just beyond their next deadline.

Alternately, slip the inspector a few bucks to list the sharks as "novelty pool toys."

[Agemegos]

Originally Posted by RyanW

I doubt it. Kromm spends most of his time in the Frozen North.

I would suspect they have a staffer who lives in the Austin area manning the whip, with Kromm only coming in for special projects. Though I assume they have a 24-hour a day video loop of Kromm, a la the 1984 Mac ad.

Yes! Splendid!

Or they could have a remote-controlled Robot Kromm teleoperated through the Omninet. Which we could hack to divert effort to projects more highly valued by the computer-literate.


Note: Make sure that both teleoperated evil robot Kromms and novelty pool-sharks are in the Bestiary, clearly distinguished from mediaeval motorcycles.

[ErhnamDJ]

Originally Posted by RyanW

Alternately, slip the inspector a few bucks to list the sharks as "novelty pool toys."

Actually, that's a federally protected wetland.

[RyanW]

Originally Posted by Brett

Or they could have a remote-controlled Robot Kromm teleoperated through the Omninet. Which we could hack to divert effort to projects more highly valued by the computer-literate.

GURPS Lolcats?